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Blake Fielder-Civil Dreams of Mummy Winehouse

by celebuzz on Jul. 23, 2008 06:28 AM / 1 Comment

The brunette nest of hair with a shock of blond. The penchant for white polka dots on a red background. The look of general confusion with a hint of menace.

Recently sentenced thug Blake Fielder-Civil's mother Georgette has a disturbingly similar aesthetic to the other woman in Blake's life, wifey Amy Winehouse.

Coincidence, or a simple case of Blake wanting a gal just like the gal who married (assuming she did) dear old dad?

Fielder-Civil pleaded guilty to perverting the course of justice; what other perversions might lurk in the jailbird's head?

If Mumsy shows up on visiting day and smushes her bare jubblies against the glass partition for her son, these guys are gonna have to cede the title of Creepiest Celebrity Family Ever. And they won't give it up without a fight.

For a fuller look at Blake's mom, visit Pacific Coast News Online.

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“Yesterday after learning that Blake Fielder-Civil would be spending the next two years getting butt-raped in the shower, Blake's ladies responded like any smoker would: absorbing their tears with a cloud of nicotine.

While Amy Winehouse was recovering from her weekend rave, her husband's mom and the chicks he's probably cheating on her with showed up to hear his court sentence in London yesterday.

Looking like a replica of her son, Georgette Fielder-Civil was the leader of the pack (red hankerchief), arriving at the courthouse with Blake's 'friend' Sarah Thomas (red hair) and a big smile on her face. Because apparently Amy wasn't the only family member who wrongly assumed celebrity justice was on vacation.”