Brangelina Twins Birth Frenzy!

Brangelina Twins Birth Frenzy!-photo

The last time there was this much anticipation for a birth, a trio of guys rode camels through the desert bearing gifts.

According to multiple reports, Angelina Jolie's obstetrician, Dr. Michel Sussmann, will be holding a press conference this afternoon.

About what, it's not sure, but it will be baby-related.

Jolie checked into the Lenval hospital on the French Riviera this morning, and baby daddy Brad Pitt rushed to her side carrying a couple of kids shortly thereafter, sparking mass speculation that the stork is finally ready to touch down.

Of course, there have been false reports already. She's had the babies, then she hasn't

At this point, it would really suck if Jolie showed up at the press conference, squatted down, dropped a watermelon from between her legs and bellowed, "You've been punked!"


UPDATE: Mon dieu! The French special delivery of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt's all-American twins is still a no-go. "She still has at least two or three weeks...and she'll most certainly be staying in the hospital until after she gives birth," obstetrician Michel Sussmann said to the gathered throngs.

"Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have asked us to let you know that she's very well. It isn't an emergency, it's completely planned. We're not talking about a premature birth."

As for having to stay put for the final lap of the pregnancy race, guess Ang is taking it well. "She's a very good patient," the doc said.

Odds are she's appreciating the rest.

 

Discuss

Default avatar
  • hispanicatthedisco
    hispanicatthedisco

    In a supreme twist of irony, they'll give the twins up for adoption. And they'll then be adopted by Madonna.

  • allsportsfan
    allsportsfan

    that mansion of theirs is gonna be nice and chaotic for the next few months. or years.

  • flirtyfabulous
    flirtyfabulous

    Man they're gonna have their hands SO full... they should hire a nanny

  • moonshine
    moonshine

    Looks like it's really it this time! Get ready world!