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Bristol Palin: Juneau Meets Juno

by Celebuzz on Sep. 2, 2008 10:39 AM / 1 Comment
Bristol Palin: Juneau Meets <i>Juno</i>
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Uh-oh; looks like Alaska governor and John McCain's pick for vice presidential running mate Sarah Palin might want to have a pow-wow with Lynne Spears; they have a lot in common.

The Republican national convention had a baby-shaped cloud hanging over it yesterday after Palin announced that her 17-year-old unmarried daughter, Bristol Palin, is five months pregnant.

The announcement came on the heels of Internet rumors that Sarah's five-month-old son, Trig, had actually been birthed by Bristol.

No word on whether this development will change the governor's endorsement of abstinence-only sex education, but Palin insists that her daughter will carry the child to term.

"We’re proud of Bristol’s decision to have the baby and even prouder to become grandparents," she noted.

She also claims that Bristol plans to marry the child-to-be's presumptive father, Levi Johnston—whose MySpace page emphatically states, "I don't want kids." Of course, that sort of thing doesn't always turn out as planned...

Compounding the issue, photos of the underage Bristol allegedly drinking have surfaced on the Internet.

Wow; there might be questions about Sarah Palin's lack of experience, but her daughter seems to be ahead of the curve...

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“So in "John McCain is probably disheartened news", it has been revealed that the 17-year-old Bristol Palin, daughter of newly announced Alaskan vice-presidential candidate Sarah Palin, is pregnant.

Bristol is five months along, and the father says he doesn't want to marry her ass. This totally makes that Heidi Montag thing look respectable.

Levi Johnston, the father a self-proclaimed "f*cking redneck" (adorable!), says that he doesn't want kids on his MySpace page.

Sarah Palin, however, claims that Levi will be marrying Bristol. Or else.

"Bristol and the young man she will marry are going to realize very quickly the difficulties of raising a child, which is why they will have the love and support of our entire family," she said in a statement.

John McCain reportedly knew about all of this, though. So maybe he's not disheartened.

I am SO thrilled that something in this campaign finally defeated Michelle Obama's fashion choices in being my primary concern.”
Socialite Life
“he New York Post has identified the baby daddy as Levi Johnston, Bristol’s high school sweetheart.

The teen hockey player’s personal MySpace page admits to him being ‘in a relationship’ but also states, “I don’t want kids.”

Levi continues to boast, “I’m a f - - -in’ redneck who likes to snowboard and ride dirt bikes. But I live to play hockey. I like to go camping and hang out with the boys, do some fishing, shoot some s- - - and just f - - -in’ chillin’ I guess.”

He even warns, “Ya f - - - with me I’ll kick [your] ass.””
Just Jared
“The 17-year-old daughter of John McCain's running mate Sarah Palin (a.k.a. Governor MILFalicious) is reportedly five months pregnant. The McCain campaign revealed the news to rebut rampant rumors that Governor Palin's infant son is actually her grandson and she faked her pregnancy to protect her daughter Bristol. You seriously just read all that, and I'm now 90% positive John McCain's research involved picking this woman's name out of of a hat.”
The Superficial
“Sarah and husband Todd Palin released their statement via the John McCain campaign.

“Bristol and the young man she will marry are going to realize very quickly the difficulties of raising a child, which is why they will have the love and support of our entire family. We ask the media to respect our daughter and Levi’s privacy as has always been the tradition of children of candidates.””
Just Jared
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  • hispanicatthedisco 1 yr 2 mos ago
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    Good god, can John McCain do anything right during this campaign? Good going, geezer.

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