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Britney to L.A.: "Later, Y'All!"

by celebuzz on Jun. 18, 2008 09:52 AM / 7 Comments

Apparently, the inalienable right to run over paparazzi is no longer enough to keep Britney Spears in the Los Angeles area.

The onetime singer and current tabloid fixture is reportedly selling off her properties in Studio City and Beverly Hills, and has bought a swank pad, shown in the gallery, in the upscale San Fernando Valley hamlet of Calabasas.

Acording to TMZ, the palatial spread is located in a heavily fortified private community that serves as home to Travis Barker and many better celebrities. All of them are no doubt wondering if it's too late to get out before property values plummet.

No word on when the move is scheduled to take place. Papa Jamie Spears needs time to cover every surface of the new home in bubble wrap so Britney doesn't hurt herself next time she goes feral.

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“The commissioner overseeing Britney Spears' conservatorship has agreed to allow Britney to sell her house. She's eyeing up a $5.6 million mansion in Encino which is conveniently closer to Kevin Federline. My people tell me it's obviously to improve the reception of their phone sex. Although, I could've done without the visual aid,Geekologist. I hope you plan on marrying that Blackberry.

I really feel this is best for the children. And, no, not Britney's kids. I'm talking the ones her neighbors sacrificed so God would take pity and shield their eyes from "Beezelbub's Hatchet Wound."”

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cameronkitty 1 yr 5 mos ago
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Her new house looks gorgeous....so jealous!
neverneverland 1 yr 5 mos ago
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too bad she can't transfer some of that gorgeous to her face
bawwow 1 yr 5 mos ago
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Girlfriend needs to figure out what she's doing with her hair. It always looks like she just rolled out of bed and didn't even look in the mirror. Shouldnt hair care be part of Jamie's job?
notobsessed 1 yr 5 mos ago
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she needs to figure out what shes doing with her life ^^
dancingqueen 1 yr 5 mos ago
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good move brit! it'll be a bit hotter up there, but it'll be a better place for you than LA
chichilavie 1 yr 5 mos ago
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Calababas sounds like it should be in a desert far, far away. If only....
mraniston 1 yr 5 mos ago
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She needs to get away for a while. She wont be able to make any kind of big comeback if she remains in the pap spotlight