Britney to L.A.: "Later, Y'All!"

Britney to L.A.:

Apparently, the inalienable right to run over paparazzi is no longer enough to keep Britney Spears in the Los Angeles area.

The onetime singer and current tabloid fixture is reportedly selling off her properties in Studio City and Beverly Hills, and has bought a swank pad, shown in the gallery, in the upscale San Fernando Valley hamlet of Calabasas.

Acording to TMZ, the palatial spread is located in a heavily fortified private community that serves as home to Travis Barker and many better celebrities. All of them are no doubt wondering if it's too late to get out before property values plummet.

No word on when the move is scheduled to take place. Papa Jamie Spears needs time to cover every surface of the new home in bubble wrap so Britney doesn't hurt herself next time she goes feral.

 

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  • mraniston
    mraniston

    She needs to get away for a while. She wont be able to make any kind of big comeback if she remains in the pap spotlight

  • chichilavie
    chichilavie

    Calababas sounds like it should be in a desert far, far away. If only....

  • dancingqueen
    dancingqueen

    good move brit! it'll be a bit hotter up there, but it'll be a better place for you than LA

  • notobsessed
    notobsessed

    she needs to figure out what shes doing with her life ^^

  • bawwow
    bawwow

    Girlfriend needs to figure out what she's doing with her hair. It always looks like she just rolled out of bed and didn't even look in the mirror. Shouldnt hair care be part of Jamie's job?

  • neverneverland
    neverneverland

    too bad she can't transfer some of that gorgeous to her face

  • cameronkitty
    cameronkitty

    Her new house looks gorgeous....so jealous!