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Britney and Mel and Vacation, Oh My!

by celebuzz on May. 15, 2008 01:19 PM / 8 Comments

It's the birth of a new BFF! Britney Spears and Mel Gibson boarded a private jet at LAX this morning to wend their way for some sun and fun in Costa Rica, where Hollywood's most famous anti-Semite owns property. And now where crazy meets crazy.

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“A drunken racist and a bipolar hillbilly board a private plane. It sounds like a bad joke, but it's just Mel Gibson and Britney Spears flying to Costa Rica for the weekend!

Mel and Britney share the burden of huge amounts of negative press coverage as they have both had very public meltdowns. They used to live in the same gated community in Malibu and dined together in March at Studio City's Romanov restaurant. Please, please, please tell me these two aren't sleeping together. Or tell me they are, because that would provide a buttload of snark.”

Socialite Life

“Britney arrived on time, about five minutes after Mel, and the plane departed at 9:05 a.m, reports ET. “They’re just going away for a few days to relax,” said a source.

ET spotted them leaving on a private plane to the Central American state early this morning. Sources say that that Mel is taking Britney and her father Jamie for a mini-vacation. They will be guests at Mel’s home in Costa Rica.

“Mel and his wife Robin clearly saw a woman in crisis and wanted to extend themselves in any way possible,” a source said.”

Just Jared

“Britney Spears is currently flying to Costa Rica with her father and the mayor of Mel-ibu Mel Gibson. We don't know what she plans on doing in the Latin American country, where Mel owns a huge compound, but let's hope they will be doing one of those ancient Mayan sacrifices that Mel became so familiar with while filming "Apocalypto." I know Britney isn't a virgin, but her blood has to be worth something.”

Splash News Online

“Britney Spears and her dad Jamie left for Costa Rica today with Mel "SugarTits" Gibson. The Vagina'd One and Braveheart together on vacation? *picks up phone* Hello? Satan? Yeah, it's me. What do you know about Britney and Mel Gibson? Uh huh. Plague of frogs is next, you say? Neat.

I know Mel Gibson loves torture, but this seems a tad overboard. Couldn't he do something a little less abrasive? Like, I dunno, pouring acid on his junk. You gotta start out slow then work your way up to a life-altering evening of "Holy FUCK! Where are her pants?"

NOTE: Also, Britney Spears is definitely pregnant. I'm saying it now and as soon as I get a hold of pics I can use without getting my sweet ass sued off, I'll get them up for you guys.”

The Superficial

“Mel Gibson and Britney Spears took a private plane out of LA this morning to spend two days together in Costa Rica.

You could just mash your forehead into the keyboard and never come up with a more random sentence than that.

What are the odds Britney even knows they’re leaving LA. Everything in LA sounds something like "Costa" or "Rica" and 90 percent of the signs are written in Spanish anyway. She probably thinks they’re in Reseda. And that "Costa Rica" is a restaurant. Home of the 5 Pound Burrito!”

“Britney Spears and Mel Gibson took a little trip this morning to Costa Rica. Together. Britney Spears and Mel Gibson. On vacation together.

There’s no way this bitch is coming back. Once she sees those taco carts on every corner, she’ll wonder why the hell she wasted the past 10 years of her life in Beverly Hills. I’ll miss her.”

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buzzbuddy 1 yr 6 mos ago
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Makes sense to me -- they're both sort of psycho
lisatee 1 yr 6 mos ago
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Bad things happen when Britney leaves the country...
spyrus 1 yr 6 mos ago
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freaks
xoxojaniepie 1 yr 6 mos ago
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NOOOOOOOO NOT MEL !!!!!!! :(

i would have thought at least HE would see her for what she really is.... NASTY.
emmerson 1 yr 6 mos ago
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Train wreck meets train wreck!
schawkvalue 1 yr 6 mos ago
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You know what this means don't you? That is right, the newest reality show to burn your eyes "Bananas in the Jungle!"

"The Fox network brings you a show where Hollywood's most mentally disturbed stars share a cabana of hilarity and tears in the jungles of Costa Rica. Each day they compete in challenges to earn the coveted 'immunity by reason of mental defect' prize. Losers are forced to appear on a late night talk show and make a public spectacle of themselves. Next week: Tom Cruise and Mariah Carey compete in the vine swinging contest..."
lisatee 1 yr 6 mos ago
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xoxojaniepie...as long as she's not jewish or trying to arrest him, he doesn't have any problems with her.
notobsessed 1 yr 6 mos ago
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why hasnt mel been in any of the pics??