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Britney Shouldn't Be Allowed Out of Her Driveway

by celebuzz on May. 13, 2008 05:42 PM / 6 Comments










Accomplished stunt driver Britney Spears has gotten into another fender bender. The sort of refurbished pop wreck suddenly accelerated while stopped at a red light on Sunset Boulevard yesterday afternoon and rear-ended a 1988 red Ford Explorer.

Following the When Britney Crashes into Another Car chapter of the Britney Spears Experience playbook, her bodyguard stepped out to speak to Edith Cortese, the driver of the Explorer. In these situations, Britney is usually too busy trying to find a good song on the radio to even deign to leave her vehicle and speak to the person she rammed.

No injuries were reported, and there was only minor damage, with Spears' convertible Mercedes faring slightly worse. Brit's beefcake drove to Spears' home with the woman following behind. The exchange of information was done in the relative privacy of Brit's abode, because "there were so many photographers around," E! Online has learned.

One can only imagine the conversation unfurling: "Don't worry, honey, they know me real good down at the Geico. Just tell 'em, 'Brit-Brit sent me, y'all!' "

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“Spears seems to have started a new tradition: Whenever her latest cameo in How I Met Your Mother airs, Britney goes out and rear-ends random people with her Mercedes. Good for her! Of course, some might say Britney is actually honoring an even older tradition: Anytime she gets behind the wheel, SHE FUCKING AIMS TO KILL!”
The Superficial
“Poor Britney. Stoplights can be so confusing with their—not one, not two but three different options. Yet try using that as an excuse after you get caught running a red light. Well excuse me Mr. Police Officer, I didn’t know I had to have a degree to navigate the streets.”
Celebslam
“Shanay74 says: The BMV is not doing their job of suspending Britney's driver license because she is a celebrity. I hope they do something about it and stopped giving her the special treatment.”
Splash News Online
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