Britney Spears: Health Nut?
Britney Spears, what are you doing at trendy macrobiotic eatery M Café de Chaya in Hollywood?
Imagine the fit that Madonna's electronic muse pitched when she realized that not only did her driver dump her off at the wrong food joint—Pink's is a block away, around the corner, after all—but there are no Cheetos on the menu at M Café.
Plus, she's probably scrapped corn chips for cauliflower so she can look decent when she reunites with Justin Timberlake.
After all, he brought sexy back. Britney's gotta keep up.