Britney Spears Returns to Los Angeles
Britney Spears is a woman of action.
The part-time pop star/full-time wreck returned from her Costa Rican vacation—where she taught noted anti-Semite Mel Gibson the wisdom of Kabbalah and reportedly served as a cabana boy’s penis cozy—Monday evening. On Tuesday she was already making the rounds in La-La Land again, dining with multimillionaire pal George Maloof (owner of the Sacramento Kings basketball team and the Palms Hotel & Casino in Las Vegas) at West Hollywood restaurant Il Sole.
Good to see you staying well nourished, Brit; maintaining your level of crazy no doubt burns a lot of calories.
According to People magazine, Spears appeared to be enjoying herself as she shared dessert with Maloof. No word on what they were talking about; perhaps Britney was asking her moneybags buddy for a loan, now that she had to shell out and additional 10 grand to her dad, Jamie Spears, to make sure she doesn’t accidentally walk into traffic or something.
….and then she’ll have his baby!!