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Britney Spears Returns to Los Angeles

by celebuzz on May. 22, 2008 04:06 AM / 2 Comments

Britney Spears is a woman of action.

The part-time pop star/full-time wreck returned from her Costa Rican vacation—where she taught noted anti-Semite Mel Gibson the wisdom of Kabbalah and reportedly served as a cabana boy's penis cozy—Monday evening. On Tuesday she was already making the rounds in La-La Land again, dining with multimillionaire pal George Maloof (owner of the Sacramento Kings basketball team and the Palms Hotel & Casino in Las Vegas) at West Hollywood restaurant Il Sole.

Good to see you staying well nourished, Brit; maintaining your level of crazy no doubt burns a lot of calories.

According to People magazine, Spears appeared to be enjoying herself as she shared dessert with Maloof. No word on what they were talking about; perhaps Britney was asking her moneybags buddy for a loan, now that she had to shell out and additional 10 grand to her dad, Jamie Spears, to make sure she doesn't accidentally walk into traffic or something.

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“After a week of captivity at Mel Gibson's 402-acre, $25.8 million ranch in Costa Rica, Britney Spears has been set free to bring havoc back to the roads of Los Angeles.

The rehabilitating popwreck hit Il Sole for dinner with some dude in West Hollywood last night and seemed surprisingly well. Her hair extensions looked almost like real hair, her skin glowed with a natural tan, and there were no heinous cowgirl boots in sight.

And homegirl won't be growing a baby bump any time soon, because papa Spears ain't goin' nowhere. Almost four months after becoming 'temporary conservator' of Britney's 'estate,' the concerned daddy has quit his catering job to dedicate all his efforts to the 'rehabilitate Britney' cause.

And of course, he's asked the court for a crapload of money to get him through it. $2,500/week, to be exact - plus $10,000 in 'back pay.'

That's a $130,000 annual salary, before the bonus!

This guy, I tell ya. Freaking Genius. He should team up with Dina Lohan to teach a seminar on how to make your kids rich and famous, mooch of their success, and then get paid to put them back together after they wreck themselves.”

Pacific Coast News

“Britney Spears' dad Jamie Spears gave up his private catering career to wrangle in his daughter's crazy. He decided to pay himself (from Britney's estate) $10,000 for lost wages. I can't remember the last time I saw her vagina, so, shit, why not make a mil? The dude earned it.

I added pics of Britney going out to eat last night after returning from her reign of terror in Costa Rica. Mostly because they're new and, also, I get a lot of e-mails asking for posts that make readers feel like "a chicken wing on the buffet at Bonanza." What can I say? I'm a giver.”

The Superficial

“Britney Spears leaving Il Sole restaurant in Hollywood last night
It sounds like Britney Spears had a great time over the weekend in Costa Rica. Her mini-vacation was full of fun things like four wheeling on the beach, studying, and fucking the locals. Bill Zwecker at the Chicago Sun Times writes:
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Celebslam

“Britney Spears may have had a relaxing holiday away with film legend Mel Gibson in Costa Rica, but that doesn't mean the cogs of the courts haven't been turning in her absence. As the pop wreck headed out last night for a bite to eat in Los Angeles, it's been revealed that Brit has been ordered to pay her dad a further $10,000 for looking after her.

Private chef Jamie Spears has been forced to give up his job while he devotes himself to helping his troubled daughter get her life back on track. An LA court has approved his application for compensation of $2,500 (USD) a week for loss of earnings during a month-long period earlier this year.

Britney has turned her life around since Jamie's intervention. Her progress has impressed the judge in her child custody battle so much he recently granted her more time with her two sons.”

Splash News Online

“Britney Spears shows off her tan as she dines at Il Sole restaurant in Los Angeles on Tuesday with George Maloof, owner of the Sacramento Kings, the Sacramento Monarchs, and the Palms Hotel and Casino in Nevada.

The 25-year-old pop princess has been frolicking on the beaches of Costa Rica the last few days as Mel Gibson’s houseguest. Also soaking in the son in Costa Rica was her father, Jamie Spears, and her agent Jason Trawick (he is said to be the mastermind behind Brit’s two cameos on How I Met Your Mother).”

Just Jared

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kkblumush 1 yr 6 mos ago
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heard today on the radio she is going to have a show in vegas. her and michael jackson. michael jackson is prettier than britney spears at this point. thats some scary sh...
mraniston 1 yr 6 mos ago
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....and then she'll have his baby!!