Britney's Phoney Orgasms

by celebuzz on May. 9, 2008 10:42 AM / Leave a Comment
Britney's Phoney Orgasms

Britney's phone conversations with Kevin Federline used to primarily consist of brief and mundane discussions about the visitation arrangements of their two young sons, Sean Preston and Jayden James. However, since Ms. Spears has settled back into a routine that doesn't consist of multiple visits to rehab and the psych ward, she and Kevin have grown closer over the phone and now enjoy hot and steamy long-distance sessions on a regular basis.

A Spears insider talked to Star magazine about the sexual connection that still exists between ex-husband and wife. "The one thing those two have in common is their need for sex, and after they get going, there are no holds barred."

Now, now, kids ... there's no need to get the FCC tangled up in your sordid little relationship. And on another note completely, she was recently spotted at the season finale for the MTV reality show Rock the Cradle. Hopefully, she just put her phone on vibrate during the taping ... or, ewww, maybe not.

Quotables /
“Britney was reportedly there to support the show as well as her former manager, Larry Rudolph.”
Just Jared
““And then we’ll have the biggest ham your eyes ever seen. And rolls with butter, and pie, and ice cream, and stuffin’, even mashed taters!”

“With gravy?!?”

“Country fried gravy.”

“Tell me more Kevin! Tell me more!””
Celebslam
“The pop star, who had visited the gym earlier in the day, showed off her figure in a pretty floral dress and a leather jacket as she dined with two friends in West Hollywood.”
Splash News Online
“Yikes. Let's just hope Britney's ear doesn't get pregnant. The last thing she needs right now is an ear baby.”
Socialite Life
“Kevin Federline's lawyer Mark Vincent Kaplan paid a visit to this morning's The Today Show where he elaborated on Britney's new custody situation. He also dodged around questions of Britney and Kevin getting ready to make some more Cheetos porn. (Fingers crossed!)”
The Superficial
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