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Brody Jenner Spares Some Grease for his 'Ex'

by celebuzz on Jun. 7, 2008 09:45 AM / 5 Comments

Whoa, didn't anybody tell Brody "Grody" Jenner that he isn't dating Cora Skinner anymore?

Seemingly not, judging from the way he was slathering the lingerie model with suntan lotion on the beach in Maui yesterday.

In April, People reported that the pair had split, and that Bruce Jenner's kid was at the NBA Entertainment League season wrap party in Los Angeles getting cozy with a blondie who was decidedly not golden-haired Cora Skinner.

According to an eyewitness: "He held her hand on the carpet. They were cute, and she was definitely his date for the day."

On top of the confusion, Brody's mother, Linda Thompson, along for their sun-drenched playdate, brings a creep factor into the proceedings. Is it possible for Brody to mentally block out his mother's bikini-clad presence while he oils up Cora?

This has to be the freakiest lotion-related display since this one. And that was mind-blowingly freaky.

So, what's up with this action—are they secretly back together?

Is Brody just a concerned ex, ensuring his onetime girl doesn't get skin cancer?

Or maybe his upcoming reality series, Bromance, needed a story arc that included partial nudity and a liberal application of lubricant. Ah, therein lies the rub.

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“Model Cora Skinner hit the beach in Hawaii yesterday with boyfriend Brody Jenner of The Hils. I'm pretty sure it's a crime against nature for a chick this hot to date a bag this douchey. Brody even has his own last name tattooed up his side which is just pure stupid in my book. That's like writing "Will Pay Child Support Out the Anus" on your forehead. Sure, it'll get you laid but then, uh, hmm. Maybe he's on to something. Anyone got a Sharpie?”

The Superficial

“Looks like Brody Jenner and his (ex?) girlfriend Cora Skinner are still in Hawaii. Since yesterday, Cora’s added “looks incredibly hot in a white bikini” to her list of talents. I must say it’s refreshing to watch a woman undress while in the comfort of my office instead of being poked and jabbed by tree branches. Uhhh, just kidding. We’re still friends, right?”

Celebslam

“Brody Jenner is looking mighty smug, wouldn't you say? He knows that his present company is gorgeous and also that none of us probably think he deserves it. But surprise! In the true fashion of all L.A. princes, he has whatever he wants anyway. Namely, an ex-girlfriend named Cora Skinner who looks creepily like his "Hills" costar Audrina Patridge but is nevertheless way too hot for him.”

Splash News Online

“I have no clue who Brody Jenner is, but he has both a hot mom (allegedly) and girlfriend . I don’t know how old his mother is but mothers aren’t supposed to look like that. And if they do, you shouldn’t be hanging out at the beach with them. Unless there’s going to be some girl on girl action with your girlfriend. Alright, that was sick. I’ll stop there.”

“Brody Jenner and his mom (weird) and his ex girlfriend Cora Skinner were in Maui yesterday doing ... whatever the hell this all is. You of course know Brody from ... hm. Actually I don't what it is that dude does. But he nails a lot of hot chicks. He might not even have a real job for all I know. But who cares? Nailing hot chicks is it's own reward.”

“Reality tv "star" Brody Jenner celebrated his 25th birthday in Maui, Hawaii, with his family. Dude, that's his Mom , Linda Thompson, with him. Wow, plastic surgery can work wonders! If you keep your eyes shifted downscope, she's not bad for an old broad!

Just don't look up, those sunglasses could fall off. Brody's brother Brandon Jenner and girlfriend, model Cora Skinner, were there, too. I'm shocked that Spencer Pratt isn't popping out from behind a palm tree to spoil their picture.”

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rockinout 1 yr 5 mos ago
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damn she's fine
blondebomb33 1 yr 5 mos ago
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He has his own name tattooed on himself? Hah
rforrumor 1 yr 5 mos ago
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brody is such a manwhore!!!!! girls: stay away from him!
bawwow 1 yr 5 mos ago
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3 guys in my high school did the same thing. WORST TATOO EVER
hwoodgrrl 1 yr 5 mos ago
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his girlfriends pretty oblivious if she thinks he doesnt cheat on her all the time. i've heard SOO many stories