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Brooke Hogan Cheeks in on Bikini-Pic Controversy

by celebuzz on Jun. 25, 2008 12:52 PM / 9 Comments

One person's borderline incest is another gal's good, clean family fun.

Just ask Brooke Hogan. The 20-year-old daughter of leathery wrestling legend Hulk Hogan recently opened up to Us Weekly about the famously creepy photo of her pops rubbing lotion into her glutes.

"I know I'm a grown woman, but it's like he's touching an old car," Brooke professes. "He used to change my diaper!"

Sure, Brooke; he's just buffing the ol' jalopy.

What a sweet slice of Americana this Hogan clan is. Dad's dating a virtual clone of his daughter. Mom is dating a friend of her son, who's currently in jail for putting another buddy in a vegetative state. Which everyone in the family seems to blame the vegetable for.

No wonder they're being honored with another reality show in the form of Brooke Knows Best, which premieres on VH1 next month.

Keep an eye out for the very special episode where Brooke dyes Dad's pubes. It'll be just like painting an old fence.

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“A couple months ago Brooke and Hulk Hogan traumatized men and women alike when some icky poo poo photos of daddy Hogan caressing rubbing suntan lotion on Brooke's ass hit the web.

Now, Brooke is speaking out to set the record straight. Or just to label herself a whore. Not sure which.

Now, I never really thought about father daughter relationships this way, but Brooke is totally right. Putting aside the incest factor, why would the Hulk settle for a shabby 20-year-old station wagon when he could use his fame charm and deep pockets good looks to pull an 18-year-old mustang?”

Pacific Coast News

“Brooke Hogan is wisely distancing herself from the PR landmine that is her bleached family. She sat down for an interview in the latest issue of Us Weekly where she talked about no longer speaking to her mom Linda who's dating a 19-year-old. But Brooke still thinks highly of Hulk and defended him for putting lotion on her bikini ass.

So that's it, huh? That's the secret: changing diapers. Once you change those you have unfettered access to a woman's nether-regions... Of course! First things first: I need a time machine. Geekologist, stop slathering yourself in fondant and get cracking. In the meantime, I'm going to look up the birth dates of every hot chick I can think of. Anyone know the real names of the Golden Girls?”

The Superficial

“Remember these pictures of Hulk Hogan caressing his daughters ass and rubbing suntan oil in spots the sun had no chance of reaching anway? I'm assuming you do. That sort of thing stands out. Well Brooke Hogan has spoken to Us magazine about them, and her explanation will do anything but help.

Say what you will about Brooke Hogan, but she’s certainly not uptight. Her dad got to second base with her and she defended his right to do it. But if you think about it, it’s really not that weird. I’m lying of course. The only way this could have been any creepier is if he had a boner and snakes for hair.”

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lisatee 1 yr 4 mos ago
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barf!
allsportsfan 1 yr 4 mos ago
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this family's got all sorts of problems
rforrumor 1 yr 4 mos ago
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woah there, his hand is inching towards her womanly parts.
maneater 1 yr 4 mos ago
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ew hes like black
ballier88 1 yr 4 mos ago
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sweeeeeeeeeet bandana man
noah 1 yr 4 mos ago
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To all my little Hulkamaniacs, say your prayers, take your vitamins and you will never go wrong.
mraniston 1 yr 4 mos ago
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Totally innapropriate
mesocorny 1 yr 4 mos ago
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full body search
Bob 1 mo ago
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Think about it, Hogans wife and two kids are all total losers. Without him where would they be??? Hell, with him they are nothing......