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Brooke Hogan Would Rather Be Locked Up

by Celebuzz on Aug. 11, 2008 01:40 PM / 2 Comments
Brooke Hogan Would Rather Be Locked Up
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It seems the beatings are being served all over the place.

World's loneliest tanner Brooke Hogan changed her MySpace photo over the weekend and added this tasteful mug shot. Prison-bitch Nick Hogan is probably so, like, impressed.

For someone who whines about intrusive press coverage, Brooke loves attracting attention. Here's her latest MySpace blog rambling:

"It's so funny that the smallest thing I do can jack up everyones day...LOL sorry I ruined your little gossip world today people.........or did I give you something else interesting to cling to for your boring worlds? :) Stay tuned! I might go shave my eyebrows tomorrow! Lets see what other fun things I can think of...um.... don't you have a life to live? I know I do! Peace!"

Hey, Brooke knows best. Maybe she could set up a writing workshop with some of her peers.

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“There is literally nothing on this earth I care about less than Brooke Hogan. There might be something on some other planet that I care about less than Brooke Hogan, but it would just be that planets version of Brooke Hogan, so technically I'm still correct.”
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