Brooke Hogan Would Rather Be Locked Up

Brooke Hogan Would Rather Be Locked Up-photo

It seems the beatings are being served all over the place.

World's loneliest tanner Brooke Hogan changed her MySpace photo over the weekend and added this tasteful mug shot. Prison-bitch Nick Hogan is probably so, like, impressed.

For someone who whines about intrusive press coverage, Brooke loves attracting attention. Here's her latest MySpace blog rambling:

"It's so funny that the smallest thing I do can jack up everyones day...LOL sorry I ruined your little gossip world today people.........or did I give you something else interesting to cling to for your boring worlds? :) Stay tuned! I might go shave my eyebrows tomorrow! Lets see what other fun things I can think of...um.... don't you have a life to live? I know I do! Peace!"

Hey, Brooke knows best. Maybe she could set up a writing workshop with some of her peers.

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