Brooke Hogan Sorry for Being Fake

by Celebuzz on Jul. 25, 2008 11:40 AM / 3 Comments
Brooke Hogan Sorry for Being Fake
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Brooke Hogan has told People magazine that she now regrets signing a legal affidavit in which she agreed that her father Hulk had physically and verbally abused her mother Linda. Her parents were in the process of divorcing one another.

The 20-year-old reality television star has released a statement saying that she only signed the document "under significant pressure from [her] mother."

Brooke is no longer on speaking terms with her cradle-snatching moms and currently lives with Hulk. Of course she does. That ass certainly isn't going to moisturize itself.

She added, "It was only after I learned all the facts that I realized I made a big mistake in signing it."

This is a pretty bold move, considering that Brooke recently admitted that she doesn't feel biologically qualified to take sides...on anything.

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“First off, Hulk shouldn't be dating some ho who looks EXACTLY like his dude daughter. It's chilling. That's some SVU shit. Elliot Stabler needs to hurl him against the wall in the interrogation room and set things straight.

These troglodytes should never have bred.”
Socialite Life
“Brooke is seriously grossed out by her mom's 19-year-old boyfriend and the two are not on speaking terms. And to drive that home, Brooke then threw her mom under the bus.

You know who I want to throw under a bus? The entire Hogan family. Also, I want the bus to constantly spray napalm, lemon juice and really pissed off wolverines.”
The Superficial
“Shortly after her mom Linda filed for divorce last year from the Hulk, Brooke Hogan signed an affidavit accusing her dad of verbally and physically abusing her mom.

It’s official: nothing surprises me about this family anymore. Hulk’s harboring Nazi war criminals in his basement? OK. Linda regularly films all-anal pornos in her kitchen? Sure. Nick’s the leader of a South Florida bank-robbing crew that’s more efficient than those dudes in Point Break. Why not? Brooke once hooked up with a guy that was stone-cold sober? Actually . . . no way. You just had to push it, didn’t you.”
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  • hispanicatthedisco 1 yr 3 mos ago
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    I wish people would stop heaping scorn on the Hogan family as a way to deflect from the failures in their own lives.

  • buzzbuddy 1 yr 3 mos ago
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    She really needs to figure it out

  • Amy 1 yr 3 mos ago
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    Why is Linda Hogan never on Brooke knows best?

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