Brooke Hogan Visited Her Brother, Damn It!
Purveyor of lies Brooke says that the media missed her because she used a different point of entry. The back door. One she's likely used to.
"They must have thought I didn't show cause they didn't SEE me. uhh...there's such thing as a back door you jerks."
Brooke goes on to list why she would have (of course) gone to see Nick.
*hes in jail
*Its an important birthday...the big 18!!!
*I'm only a 4 hour drive to Tampa
*He's the most important thing in my life."
And it's not like she has anything else to do besides get her ass oiled up by Dad Hulk (so wrong), and watch her mother Linda date a 19-year-old. Visiting her bro in prison must seem like a glorious respite from all that dysfunction.