Brooke Hogan Visited Her Brother, Damn It!

by Celebuzz on Jul. 29, 2008 09:57 AM / 3 Comments

Demure fashion maven Brooke Hogan took to her MySpace page to refute claims by the "stupid and inaccurate" media that she didn't visit her brother Nick in a Florida jail on his 18th birthday.

Purveyor of lies Brooke says that the media missed her because she used a different point of entry. The back door. One she's likely used to.

"They must have thought I didn't show cause they didn't SEE me. uhh...there's such thing as a back door you jerks."

Brooke goes on to list why she would have (of course) gone to see Nick.

"Lets see...

*hes in jail

*Its an important birthday...the big 18!!!

*I'm only a 4 hour drive to Tampa

*He's the most important thing in my life."

And it's not like she has anything else to do besides get her ass oiled up by Dad Hulk (so wrong), and watch her mother Linda date a 19-year-old. Visiting her bro in prison must seem like a glorious respite from all that dysfunction.

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“In celebration of Nick Hogan’s 18th birthday and his transfer from a juvenile to an adult prison facility, his mom Linda brought him a new skateboard over the weekend. KICK-ASS! What a perfect gift for Nick’s daily exercise sessions on the yard. With his new method of escape, let’s see all the big bullies try to rape his asshole now!”

Celebslam

“Linda Hogan visited Pinellas County Prison yesterday for her son Nick's 18th birthday. Knowing the TV cameras would be there, Linda brought a gift: A skateboard from, I'm assuming, the nearest Wal-Mart. Really? Wow. Because, ignoring the fact Nick's legally a man and these people are loaded, he's sort of in jail where blunt wheeled objects are frowned upon. Though, to Linda's credit, at least she abandoned her initial gift idea of a puppy with a handgun.”

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buzzbuddy 1 yr 3 mos ago
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D-R-A-M-A
hispanicatthedisco 1 yr 3 mos ago
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Nick Hogan is about to become keenly aware that there's such a thing as a back door soon, too.
buzzgent 1 yr 3 mos ago
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Just curious as to whether this was a conjugal visit? Anyone?