Bruno Is Totally Crushin’ On RPattz
Jul 9, 2009 at 5:45pm
Watch out, RPattz fans, someone’s got an eye on your man!
In a new interview with MTV, Brüno funnyman Sacha Baron Cohen dishes about his latest celebrity crush: Robert Pattinson!
When asked about his adventure in May at the May MTV Movie Awards, where he landed balls-first on rapper Eminem‘s face, he declared that things could have happened MUCH differently.
He explained, “Robert Pattinson was actually the row in front, and if I’d landed on him they would have needed the fire engines to unclench my thighs from his neck.”
We would have just loved to see that!
What do you think Rob would have done if Bruno had landed on him? Share your thoughts in the comments!
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i think he would go crazy but try to act all cool
thats so weird and gross
rob would punch him
Rob would so make out with him. Like full tongue and maybe some butt grabbing.
I would have shut the t.v. off! Robert’s pretty face doesn’t deserve that!
ummm….. that would be disgusting! i would feel bad for rob! to have a butt on him! ugh! yuck!
[quote=noah]Rob would so make out with him. Like full tongue and maybe some butt grabbing.[/quote]
You wish.
i was watching mtv movie awards and it was really gross!!!would’ve been grosser if he did land on ro!!!!ewwwww!!!bad image!!!bad image!!!!
[quote=noah]Rob would so make out with him. Like full tongue and maybe some butt grabbing.[/quote]
Ugh you’re soo gay it’s almost cute… no wait it isn’t.
Well i think I would have been even funnier. I think Robert would also be a good sport about it also.
eeeeeew!!!hahaha!don’t do that to rob if you love you life hahaha!
Bitten him in the ass, I hope…
Paris Hilton would be such a better pick…
mmm, I think that this actor that plays bruno is a master mind. Everywhere he goes he makes news.
Hell, I am watching the news right now and they won’t stop talking about him.l
It seems like Rob has such a good attitude about all things that he would have definitely just laughed. Considering all the craziness around him, I have rarely seen a pic where he is not laughing.
ewwwwww nooooooo!!!!!!!! that’s so gross!!! no one deserve that !!!
e.e ew?
Super great to kno.
He would want to crawl under a rock and die
BACK OFF YOU GAY WEIRDOO! hahaha. that’s friggin’ disgusting!!
if you ever do that to robb..i think you’d be dad by the next day..we’d all hunt you. ;]
Rob probably would’ve lost his cool in got mad and embarrassed of all the people thats watching lol then laugh about it in say how he not gay there or in an interview or something lol