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Butt Pics: The 10 Biggest Asses in Hollywood

by celebuzz on Jun. 2, 2008 10:50 AM / 9 Comments
Butt Pics: The 10 Biggest Asses in Hollywood

The questioned authenticity of celebutante Kim Kardashian's backside may have caused a media rumpus recently, but Kim's detractors are most likely making a molehill out of two big, jiggly mountains.

For one thing, the sex-tape star doesn't seem like the shy type who would sit on such crucial information.

Secondly, there's no shortage of celebrities who rival Kardashian's lower territories, if not outright surpass them.

The gallery at right presents the 10 most prominent protruding posteriors in the entertainment industry. Wade through the sea of flesh, then weigh in with your thoughts on this meaty topic.

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“Kim Kardashian has taken umbrage with my clearly scientific debate regarding her buttpads.

I've accepted Kim's challenge and included a Ralph Lauren photo shoot she presents as proof of her natural assy-ness. Now on to the scrutiny!

Set 1: You're either making the most valid argument in the history of debate or really have to pee. Analysis: Inconclusive.

Set 2: Do that underwear thing again. I can't research in these conditions. Analysis: BOO!

Set 3: Ha! Mirrors don't fool me. You've been hanging out with Criss Angel, haven't you? Bad, Kim Kardashian! Bad! Analysis: Not convinced.

Set 4: Okay, now you're just sitting on your butt. If you're not going to take this thing seriously, I'm taking off my pants. Analysis: I need me a gypsy tent.

Set 5: Nipples will only get you everywhere. Analysis: Whatever she says is true.

Set 6: Are you trying to knock down that wall? No, wait, you gotta pee again. Lady, go easy on the Aquafina. Christ. Analysis: What were we talking about again? If it's boobs, I'm all over it.

DIAGNOSIS: BUTTPAD!
Sorry, Kim, but hey, I'm a reasonable guy. You can invite me over to your house and we'll make some science. Namely through the time-tested method of my hands/your butt.* But, remember, it's all for the children. Those sweet, sweet children that I should probably wrangle up. Anyone got a net?

*Tears of joy emitted from The Superficial Writer do not invalidate claims of buttpad's presence. The Superficial Writer also reserves the right to free said buttpad and use it as a decorative throw pillow in a room of his choosing. Buttpad may also double as a frisbee. Whee!”
The Superficial
“OMG! When will people get off my a--, literally! Haha. I have said it a million times before and I'll say it again: My booty is as real as the designer items I'm auctioning off on eBay.

The reason I bring this up is because those jokesters at the Superficial claimed that I wear foam panties. NOT TRUE! (And I don't stuff 'em with Charmin either).

I think my photo shoots clearly prove I don't wear butt pads!

To all you non-believers at the Superficial, kiss my REAL and GORGEOUS a--!

XOXO,

Kim”
Kim Kardashian
“The Kim Kardashian buttpad issue has resulted in tons of e-mail. One in particular is from a reader who allegedly works in the modeling industry and says that padded underwear is not uncommon. So, pretty much, we've all been drooling over foam panties. I, honestly, don't have a problem with that. Here's what Izzy has to say:

She's 5'3 with 39-40 inch hips, she's NOT fat, has a small waist and Huge curves specifically on her breast and butt. All natural? I don't think so. I do some modeling and I know side angles can do wonders for your butt, but this girl has implants. It's almost as common as getting your boobs done, they also sell padded underwear with silicone inserts who want to go even larger.

Reading between the lines and pulling from my own ass(!), Kim Kardashian's butt is more or less a philosophical issue. If you want it to be a sign of her girth, then peace be with you. If you want it to be the zenith of ass awesomeness, then peace be with you and, also, don't touch anything on my desk. In fact, here's some hand sanitizer. You go now.”
The Superficial
“Kim Kardashian threw a party over the weekend at White House and apparently walked down a catwalk greeting fans. But none of that's important. What is important is the fact that I've seen less insulation on a fucking astronaut. So, without further ado and in spite of the cries from our server, I ask you, intrepid readers, the most controversial question of our time: Is Kim Kardashian wearing a buttpad?”
The Superficial
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Comments / 1-9 of 9

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  • notobsessed 1 yr 6 mos ago
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    i think kim's booty is real

  • dancingqueen 1 yr 6 mos ago
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    kim is way overrated

  • drama4mama 1 yr 6 mos ago
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    J.Lo wins, hands down.

  • mcdreamyisme 1 yr 6 mos ago
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    Posh's butt isn't too bad either. I like them small.

  • hispanicatthedisco 1 yr 6 mos ago
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    Kim's booty may or may not be real, but my undying affection for it is genuine as could be.

  • missamericandream 1 yr 6 mos ago
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    not a fan of the yellow!

  • rforrumor 1 yr 6 mos ago
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    The yellow does horrors for her skin tone.

  • seamus 1 yr 1 mo ago
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    who gives a f*ck if she is real? No one in Hollywood is real! Therefore she should just let me bend her over and politely buttf*ck her without lube!

  • riri 7 mos ago
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    butt is fake,some of her shows on t.v. ske looks small,and sometimes she lokks big,kim is fake all over face,boobs&ass.she is justna fake girl

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