Posted December 31, 2009, 7:34 am
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by Celebuzz
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- Kate Gosselin is in talks to star in a reality show where she looks for true love again. Awesome, we'll finally get to see her browbeat a variety of guys! (PopEater)
- Lindsay Lohan is launching a full clothing line, which makes about as much sense as Stevie Wonder opening a driving school, but whatever... (Parade)
- Brooke Hogan is in a bikini again. Citizens are encouraged to lock themselves in their cellars until the threat has passed. (The Superficial)
- Rush Limbaugh is hospitalized after suffering chest pains. Doctors have ruled out a heart attack, based on the fact that he has no heart. (Bossip)
- After breaking up with A-Rod, Kate Hudson wants to start dating Owen Wilson. Again. Wilson reportedly seen walking around muttering, "I feel so used..." (Socialite Life)
