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Can Lily Allen's Breasts Keep Her Career Afloat?

by Celebuzz on May. 14, 2008 01:56 PM / 2 Comments

In an apparent attempt to outdo Amy Winehouse's recent belly-baring escapades, Lily Allen took the twins out for some air in France yesterday, giving nearby paps a lens-full of chest flesh while waiting for the Cannes Film Festival to begin.

During her topless cavorting, Allen even dove off a cliff and miraculously survived, despite the seemingly profound influence that gravity would have on the impact.

While some would applaud Allen's skin-friendly frolic, the whole thing seems to be a bit desperate and a very bad idea.

For one thing, any wackiness competition with Winehouse is likely to end with a casket instead of a finish line.

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“Woo hoo! British Girls Gone Wild! Here's Lily Allen at the Hotel du Cap Eden-Roc on the French Riviera enjoying the hell out of getting to run around topless. And why shouldn't she? It's Europe! You can take off your bikini top on vacation without worrying about Joe Francis chasing after you with a waiver and his giant veneers clicking in your face!

But then again, it's all fun and games until boobs get sunburned. Few things are more demoralizing than having to peel the dead skin off your mammaries after neglecting to cover your ladies in sufficient amounts of SPF. I know of which I speak...”

Socialite Life

“There is a reason I love British chicks. They have no problem prancing around topless and I respect that. It’s something North American women should adopt and soon. Here’s Lily Allen jumping off a cliff at the famed Eden Rock in France topless! Now when I said I respect women that go topless, I meant hot women. Lilly, what the hell are you doing? Put a shirt on!”

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rockinout 1 yr 6 mos ago
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YOWZA where can i get a copy of the pic without the little bumblebees?
hwoodgrrl 1 yr 6 mos ago
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whats with that hair girl??