mike phelps spawned the use of my pool. i had it since 2004, never used it until 2008 when mike phelps became a household name. it's all because of him that i use my pool. i wrote a parody of kelly clarkson's "because of you" in honor of him. :)
i've written over 700 parodies, mostly politically-incorrect, they're all at my website, songparody.org. oh, the url in the picture also gets you to the same site.