David Beckham

He is the world’s most major soccer star and he’s hung like a sideshow pony (according to his wife and an unfiltered image search): David Beckham knows how to kick a ball, bring home a massive paycheck (estimated $33 million in ’07), walk a red carpet, model clothes and take ’em off for Victoria Beckham. The Brit who is bent on balls was born on May 2, 1975, in London, and has played for clubs in England, Spain and the U.S. Posh and Becks made their union official in 1999 and have had three Beck boys.