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David Hasselhoff

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Worshipped in Germany, drunken viral video star David Hasselhoff is the mastermind behind Bay Watch babes – a contribution to society that deepened the pockets of plastic surgeons around the globe. The towering, tanned, curly-haired cheese-festival that is the Hoff sings to legions of Germans, talked to a car in Knight Rider (1982), ran along the beach in slow motion clutching a red floatie in the ‘90s and ate a hamburger on tape while hammered a decade later. The perpetual beach boy was born in Baltimore, Maryland (that explains it!), on July 17, 1952, has been twice divorced, and has two kids who are not above showing his sloppy side to the world.

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