Jennifer Aniston

the banner looks soooo good

it was a rumour designed to make Brad feel impotent by Jen's PR firm

Booooo Jennifer is old news, plain vanilla, boring! No wonder she can't keep a man. G. Butler, run for it now man before you get slammed in the tabloids because you decided to leave her simple behind alone.....again....for the 5th time this year.

jennifer will definitely find the perfect guy cuz she deserves it for being an AWESOME person. we have been looking up to her ever since we started watching friends and she has been a good influence to us and we are so happy to be in the same generation as her cuz she is the bestestest celebrity in the whole world :)

Wednesday, November 19, 2008
TEAM UNCOOL
"What Angelina said was uncool" so said the uncoolest chick in Hollywood about the coolest woman. The name Jennifer Anniston must be synonymous with PATHETIC. How else can you explain this woman's inability to move on from a divorce almost four years later.

Vanity Fair launched the pity party four years ago, and we heard how Brad Pitt is missing a sensitivity chip, fast forward four years and she is singing a different tune, the divorce was amicable, she is proud of all Brad's achievement but Angelina gets her blood boiling, so if the divorce was amicable and Brad did not cheat on you, why the pity party? and why hate on Angelina?

Jennifer could it be because that the beautiful and talented Angelina reminds you every day what a pathetic human being you are. You gave up your marriage for movie stardom which to this day has eluded you, and yet Ms Jolie is able to juggle six children, have a red hot movie career and seem to make Brad happy. Could it be that bad ass Jolie, who can fly a plane, go into war torn Iraq while pregnant with twins while you can only go to Mexico makes you feel inadequate? The Jolie have world leaders on speed dial and you have Huvane and tabloid editors.

It must hurt to see that Brad upgraded, now instead of being stifled, he is creatively the best he has been, instead of just barbecuing with the Arquets and going to Mexico every vacation , he now vacations in Paul Allen's villa in south of France and now hangs out with the Deniro's and Eastwood's, you know like Hollywood royalty. If you are proud of Brad then you must thank Angelina for making him the man you can be proud of, but we don't expect that from you Jennifer because you are the most contrived, passive aggressive, bitter conniving hag in Hollywood. You know that your days are numbered and the only way you can stay relevant is by attaching your name to the Goddess, Angelina Jolie. That will get you on tabloid covers and tabloid shows but whatever happened to that movie stardom that you sacrificed your marriage for? Oh, yes, you are hoping your dog movie will get your career out of the doldrums so you can be more than the former wife of Brad Pitt who was infamously dumped by John Mayer in front of the paparazzi, I will be pissed at Angelina Jolie too, how dare she be that gorgeous and that talented and have Brad Pitt to herself and still be such a good mother, except that we here at Gossip-daily adore Ms Jolie and think she is a fresh breath in the pr manufactured personalities in hollywood, she has managed to forge her own path, and we here SALUTE Angelina Jolie- Team UNCOOL all the way.
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TEAM UNCOOL

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Mary Love love JA!!♥

Jennifer Aniston the biggest holliwood freak and a joke.

i love jen and i wait for the book about Aj and Brad

To the people who say Jennifer Aniston is sweet, down to earth, and awesome (rolls eyes) I have a question for you: Have you met her? Are you family,a friend? These are words to describe someone you actually know, not someone you watch on TV and the movies or read about in the tabloids. I have never disliked Aniston until now and I blame her fan's constant need to defend her and their tasteless amusement of putting down Jolie and Pitt (and sometimes their children). In a lot of ways, Aniston fuels this, but hey, the gal wants to stay relevent in the news. That's what celebrities do. I've got news for you Team Aniston: Jen and Brad broke up almost 4 years ago. Put down the chips, move your fat arses from the couch and get a new hobby or obsession. This one's been beaten to death. Move on.