Jessica Alba

i love jessica alba.

So cute...

omg.

she's hot......
& if jack black can nail
her......i could easy.
but my bum garden isnt
as big as mr blacks.
but.....the jedi forbids me
for movie work. unless it's
star trech.

whats the topic? prada.. the devil wears prada? but why, whats so good about prada, did mr prada inadvertantly discover the benifits of discharging all those hostile snake bites to Earth (a George W. observation), I mean static discharging shoes which does wonders for ones peace of mind (like when you walk bear foot in the grass) or equilibrium, maybe this is why women wear high heels since the weight to cross sectional area ratio is very high, comparitive to an elephant interms of effective Earth connection (elephants are very stable) or as you Americans prefer ground connection, perhaps that explains why they are surprisingly stable while wearing them, still wrecks your ankles though, the active ingredient so to speak is electrical conductivity.. there for you don't need a small cross sectional area.. just a good impregnation of carbon...(a good conductor of elecricity and hard wearing too like with commutators) this is where having a large carbon footprint is good for you, having said that, this does significantly reduce your body resistance so stay away from mains electricity for heavens sake or in the next instant you might find yourself strumming on a harp (no offence to the Irish a symbol there of) singing lousey hymms for all eternity (my deffinition of hell) but if heaven does want an equal say in the activities of man (using the term in the generic sense so no offence women) they can incorporate a halo torroid preferably made from platinum (francois j's idea) not mine to which I assume the reasoning is it's non reactive to the internals of the body since for optimum effectiveness it should be fitted beneath the skalp and for discretion, then no visable head gear need be worn unless you want to amplify the effect further like a torroidal transformer, good Idea francois or did you mean the conductive properties? should have cleared that one up with you, I understand we can't be too explicit... the walls have ears and all that, I digress Jessica is the subject here! well what can I say... Dane cook said it best... she's perfectly imperfect... a real Earthy quality to her just what you need to travel terra incognito.