Tony Romo

Texas longhorn Tony Romo is the perfect all American hero. A quarterback for the Dallas Cowboys, a member of Sigma Pi fraternity and a serial dater of Carrie Underwood and Sophia Bush, the baller is currently squiring Jessica Simpson. In December 2007, Simpson attended a Dallas Cowboys-Philadelphia Eagles game at Texas Stadium, in which Romo choked in the loss. Before his playoff game against the New York Giants, Romo (along with teammates Jason Witten and Bobby Carpenter) ditched practice to travel to a Cabo San Lucas resort and consort with Jessica. Choke again. Come on, Tony! What's worth more to you: a multi-million dollar football career or a hot piece of tail? The answer is pretty clear, and that's what makes Tony's birthday, April 21, 1980, in San Diego, California, a future national holiday.