Venus Williams

She is the former number one tennis player in the world, the reigning Wimbledon singles champion and, moreover, she kind of looks like a dude. She’s won the Olympic Gold Medal, and at 129 miles per hour, she holds the world’s record for fastest serve by a woman. Her older sister Serena Williams (equally man-ish) is also a planet-dominating tennis player. Both girls are both devout Jehovah's Witnesses. When Jehovah returns, will he let you take those trophies and rackets with you through the pearly gates? I don’t think so. Venus Ebony Starr Williams was born June 17, 1980, in Lynwood California.