Know-it-all Charlize Theron was a lady in red at last night's New York City premiere of her beau's directorial debut—in which she also stars—Battle in Seattle.
And while promoting the movie on The View, Theron must've felt like it was the perfect time to join Pam Anderson, Matt Damon, Tina Fey and Lindsay Lohan with the bashing of John McCain's running mate Sarah Palin.
"I always wanted to be a mom because I have always had such a close relationship with my own mom," said Charlize to Joy Behar, reports Us.
Harmless enough, right? Well, it was until Behar asked her when she was going to actually have the kids.
"Okay, let me break it to you," Theron cracked. "I actually have seven children nobody knows about."
"Where are they, in Alaska?" pondered Behar.
"In a cave," Charlize cracked. "And they can see Russia."
Ba-zingggg! Well, don't feel so bad Sarah. There's at least one celeb out there who likes you. Although, he is closer to your daughter's age.
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Charlize is sexy, smart AND funny.
Charlize needs to shut her damn mouth. Or stuff it with something so she doesn't say such fool things.