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Charlize Theron Jumps Into the Sarah Palin-Bashing

by Celebuzz on Sep. 18, 2008 01:19 PM / 2 Comments

Know-it-all Charlize Theron was a lady in red at last night's New York City premiere of her beau's directorial debut—in which she also stars—Battle in Seattle.

And while promoting the movie on The View, Theron must've felt like it was the perfect time to join Pam Anderson, Matt Damon, Tina Fey and Lindsay Lohan with the bashing of John McCain's running mate Sarah Palin.

"I always wanted to be a mom because I have always had such a close relationship with my own mom," said Charlize to Joy Behar, reports Us.

Harmless enough, right? Well, it was until Behar asked her when she was going to actually have the kids.

"Okay, let me break it to you," Theron cracked. "I actually have seven children nobody knows about."

"Where are they, in Alaska?" pondered Behar.

"In a cave," Charlize cracked. "And they can see Russia."

Ba-zingggg! Well, don't feel so bad Sarah. There's at least one celeb out there who likes you. Although, he is closer to your daughter's age.

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“One of the few people who rarely disappoints (if ever) on the red carpet is Charlize Theron, who threw on a lovely red gown for a special screening of her boyfriend's movie Battle in Seattle, which he directed and in which the Monster actress stars.”

Socialite Life

“Interestingly Charlize revealed a ring on her left wedding hand, leaving many wondering whether the star had changed her mind on marrying long term beau Stewart Townsend.”

Splash News Online

“The 33-year-old actress made a guest appearance on The View earlier this week to promote Battle in Seattle, which was directed by Stuart Townsend.”

Just Jared

“I don’t think I’ve ever seen a bad picture of Charlize Theron, I’d really really like to see if she looks this good when she wakes up. I know how she feels going through life always looking so perfect, it’s rough for people like her and I. Cabs stop for you at every corner, meals are paid for, cocktails come out of nowhere, fat girls throw themselves at you. It’s brutal.”

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starjonesing 1 yr 1 mo ago
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Charlize is sexy, smart AND funny.
hispanicatthedisco 1 yr 1 mo ago
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Charlize needs to shut her damn mouth. Or stuff it with something so she doesn't say such fool things.