Chris Brown Wants to Violently Assault the Entire Music Industry

Chris Brown Wants to Violently Assault the Entire Music Industry-photo

It's nice to know that Chris Brown has used the past year's events as an opportunity to stand back, gain a bit of perspective, mellow out a bit, and develop a more balanced approach to dealing with the world around him. Oh, wait; that's not what he's doing? Uh-oh!

The "I Can Transform Ya" singer and notable assailant took to his Twitter account today to offer a bizarre, profanity-drenched conspiracy theory regarding his new album Graffiti, which hit store shelves on December 8—or at least it would have, if the federal government, in conjunction with the Rand Corporation and the reverse vampires, hadn't conspired to keep his latest masterpiece from a clamoring public.

How's that, you say? Let's allow Chris to explain it in his own words:

"im tired of this sh*t. major stores r blackballing my cd. not stockin the shelves and lying to costumers. what the f*ck do i gotta do.. WTF... yeah i said it and i aint retracting sh*it. im not biting my tongue about sh*t else... the industry can kiss my ass."

That's an intriguing (read: delusional) notion, Chris, but perhaps there's a simpler explanation for why there might not be much demand for your latest release. It'll come to come to you, if you just think hard enough.

You know what helps us think sometimes? Whacking our foreheads with our palms while muttering, "Come on, think!"

Still not coming to you? Try kicking it up a notch and giving yourself a few good punches square in the face. And then biting yourself on the arm. Until you black out. And have to be hospitalized.

Ringing any bells yet?

 

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  • PJP
    PJP

    CB=OJ. Just younger.

  • dee
    dee

    www.celebuzz.comour comment here. yikkes what a disaster !! how cud rihanna not follow anyone on twitter !!! hahahahahahaha .. lay of the screen mother efffff ... CHRiS BR0WN iTS 0FFiCiAL RiHANNA'S MiDDLE NAME iS KARMAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  • moe
    moe

    I think this is all some bs. Girls put up with this sh*t daily in some form of fashion.Yall just hating!! and to the guys in the industry yall just mad cause he got her first. Let the man do what he do! so what does it matter. Pick it up and move on.

  • nikki
    nikki

    I SO AGREE WITH CHRIS!! enough already, gosh. leave the boy alone, the past is the past. i don't think he cares anymore, because this industry isn't treating him right anymore and he's sick of being nice.

  • JAKE OWEN
    JAKE OWEN

    HIS ALBUM IS AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT I DO IA THE BEST SONG EVER!!!!! I DONT GIVE A CRAP ABOUT HIS PERSONAL LIFE

  • anak
    anak

    He should be in jail!!!!!!!

  • kb
    kb

    Costumers? Like people dressed in costume? How has this not been commented on?!? What an idiot. Oh, and all of you need grammar lessons.

  • Vanessa
    Vanessa

    Alissa are you aware of the fact that he HIT his girlfriend? that he BITE her? do you REALLY? want to support this kind of person? If I were you I'd reconsider who I call scum...

  • Alissa
    Alissa

    All haters are scum!!!! Love you chris!!! music industry sucks and all you haters go to hell!!! And to the author that wrote this F*** YOu

  • Jade
    Jade

    f*cking leave him alone

  • sydsouth
    sydsouth

    * I think we'll see more of him in court someday but for now I honestly can truly say that "US" girls/woman, have our fukin acts together--well, most of us..'cough' Lindsay Lohan 'cough'!! Guys have been total asses these past few months!! Tiger Woods has now joined my "kiss my ass" list....* =P

  • ChrisBrownIsARetard
    ChrisBrownIsARetard

    hes such a douche bag...

  • jj
    jj

    I wonder who's job it is to just sit there and wait for Chris to post a tweet? How talented you must be. White America has gotten really low and black folks are just getting sucked in. It is a shame that people can't think for themselves anymore. We young folks have no one to look up to anymore.

  • Lilian
    Lilian

    www.celebuzz.comour comment here. ^^suck a dick! why you stay on his twitter? i thought ya'll dont like him. Go follow Rihanna..Oh i forgot, her head is getting too big..she don't follow no body on twitter.

  • nolabel
    nolabel

    jive are gonna drop him if he's not careful. he gets what he deserves... scum.

 
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