Christian Bale Milks It in ‘Dark Knight’ Promotion

May 28, 2008 at 11:26am

Holy lame-ass cross-promotions, Batman!

In the most questionable “Got Milk?” ad since, well, the last one, Christian Bale is seen posing in his Batman costume with an innuendo-laden milk mustache, looking all butch while hovering over the caption, “Others reload. Batman refuels.”

Right. “Refuels.” Is that what they’re calling it now?

Sure, sure. The upcoming Dark Knight needs publicity. And milk helps, uh, build healthy bones. But it’s difficult to imagine a supervillain encountering a Batman with a milk mustache and being vanquished by anything but his own debilitating laughter. 

And people wonder why kids are so screwed up these days…

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