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Christina Aguilera's Cups Runneth Over

by celebuzz on May. 22, 2008 10:37 AM / 3 Comments

Christina Aguilera appears on the cover of Us Weekly's "Hot Bodies" issue and reveals that since her pregnancy, her breasts have become the stuff of dirty science-fiction. Aguilera and her husband, record executive Jordan Bratman, welcomed Max Liron into their lives in January.

"It's kind of hilarious! I've never fit into an E-cup before," she says. "I look at my husband and go, 'Guess what size this bra is?' And when I tell him, he's just amazed. We keep the tags that prove it, to look back for memory's sake!"

Yep, Jordan is going to curl into a fetal position and cry when he sees those tags 10 years from now. The Lord giveth and the Lord taketh away.

The pop singer also says she has lost at least 40 pounds since giving birth. She could lose about 40 more if she would scrape some of that Revlon off her face. That has to be weighing her down. Besides, doesn't the slutty clown look scare the baby?

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“The 27-year-old new mom talks to "Us" about her son Max, how she got her body back and shedding 40 pounds in four months.

Her tips on losing those pregnancy pounds? It's 90-minute, five-day-a-week workouts with a trainer and no more white bread.

As for the kinds of cravings she had during her pregnancy, she said, “Oh, my God, candy! I had a huge craving for candy toward the end of the pregnancy, from Starbursts to Skittles. I actually took a picture of myself with my big belly in a little lingerie top, surrounded by bowls of the candy I like.””

Just Jared

“Christina doesn’t have to save her bra tags “for memory’s sake." She should just ask me for a pic. I have 3,000 pics chronicling Christina’s last two years of breast growth catalogued by date, location, dress color, time of day, bra size and facial expression. I was also gonna organize by camera angle but, y'know, I’m no weirdo.”

Celebslam

“Christina Aguilera is claiming that her giant melons are E-cups, and I totally believe her. Dude, forget about baby pictures and baby clothing memorabilia, it's all about cherishing those first few months of loving, happy memories with your newborn E-cups. Duh!”

Pacific Coast News

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kkblumush 1 yr 6 mos ago
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OMG, OMG, OMG. umm OMG. those are like the biggest boobs on the planet.
mraniston 1 yr 6 mos ago
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max -- never stop breastfeeding!! for all of us!
lisatee 1 yr 6 mos ago
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whoah. those things have their own gravitational pull.