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Cindy Crawford Prefers Her Breasts Sunny-Side Up

by Celebuzz on Aug. 6, 2008 10:55 AM / 2 Comments

In accordance with the local Italian customs, model Cindy Crawford doffed her top while sunning herself on a yacht in Italy yesterday morning, no doubt lifting the spirits of local villagers and fishermen.

The model's sunning moment occurred as she continued her yacht excursion with hubby Rande Gerber and Hollywood lothario George Clooney.

Wow, talk about tempting fate. Despite popping out two kids, the former catwalker's figure is holding splendidly. Parading her bare jubblies around is probably wreaking havoc with Clooney's fragile sense of self-control. There's only so much a man—even a man with an apparent aversion to breasts—can take.

Rande must be entertaining thoughts of throwing George overboard with a cinderblock tied to his ankle right about now.

Enjoy your vacation, you crazy, half-naked kids!

Quotables /

“Cindy Crawford continues her vacation in France with husband Rande Gerber and special guest George Clooney. This time she's partaking in some topless sunbathing and gravity has been ridiculously kind to Cindy. The last pair of 42-year-old breasts I saw belonged to The Geekologie Writer's mom. She tripped on them on her way to the bed. True story.”

The Superficial

“I know these aren’t the best pics but, you know how the old saying goes, masturbators can’t be choosers.”

Celebslam

“Cindy Crawford is still lounging around the French Riviera, as she has been all week, and yesterday she did the unthinkably awesome and laid out topless on her giant chartered yacht. Thankfully her kids don’t appear to be with her on this vacation. Little kids on boats are supposed to be giggling at dolphins and throwing breadcrumbs to seagulls, not ducking under the captain’s erection.”

“Well, this isn’t the first time we’ve seen Cindy Crawford sunbathe topless on a yacht and I’m sure it won’t be the least. You’d think she’d know better by now since the Paparazzi are always shooting her but I guess she doesn’t mind being seen that way, and I’m very grateful for it. Anyway, enjoy this round of topless and bikini pictures. Cindy is always a treat.”

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jharv 1 yr 3 mos ago
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Note the difference between Cindy's and Heidi's. How our ideas of beauty have changed since MTV's House of Style.
hispanicatthedisco 1 yr 3 mos ago
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Somebody shoo that damn bumblebee out of the way!