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Clay Aiken Gets a Lady Pregnant

by celebuzz on May. 29, 2008 02:05 PM / 7 Comments

Multiple sources have revealed to TMZ that Clay Aiken expects to be the proud father of his best friend's baby. Jaymes Foster, a 50-year-old record producer was artificially inseminated using Aiken's cheerful swimmers.

The 29-year-old American Idol runner-up turned Broadway boy turned greeting card purveyor plans to be an active participant in the child's life and frequently stays with Foster, the sister of mega-producer David Foster, when he travels to Los Angeles.

Hmmm, this story already bombed as a movie. Remember? Madonna and Rupert Everett were in it.

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“Pulling a page from the Michael Jackson playbook, Clay Aiken has knocked up a woman but without dealing with her "icky parts." The mother-to-be is a record producer in her late 40's that has worked on several of Clay's albums.

Aiken often tries to play down the rumors that he's gay. But you know what works against that? Knocking up a chick without having vaginal intercourse. That's sort of the man-meat and potatoes, if you will, of being straight.

If a guy is going to be stuck with a kid for the rest of his life, he oughta at least have a story to tell involving whiskey and a trucker named Mabel. Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to postdate a child support check. How do you spell "January 2020?"”

The Superficial

“That child will be raised with showtunes! The Claymates are going to be split. Half of them are going to take this as proof that Aiken is straight, despite his penis never having touched her vagina. The other half are going to try and steal this baby the second it's born. It's the Chosen One!

They better have security around the maternity ward looking for suspicious Rubenesque midwestern women in Bedazzled scrubs! The dickeys with kittens on them will be a dead giveaway.”

Socialite Life

“That’s right folks, Clay Aiken knocked a chick up and he didn’t even get laid. Guy is so afraid of vagina he had to be in another room during the moment of conception. “Daddy, tell us about when you made Mommy pregnant” . . . “Well Mommy was in L.A. and I was in Montana trying to put as much distance as possible between me and that disgusting chasm she has between her legs.

The only way this story could get any gayer is if it was narrated by Lance Bass while show tunes played softly in the background.”

Celebslam

“Clay Aiken impregnated someone and is expected to soon be a baby daddy!

Jaymes Foster, Clay’s producer and best friend, was artificially inseminated, according to TMZ. Foster, 50, produced several of Clay’s CDs and is the sister of record mogul David Foster.”

Just Jared

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missamericandream 1 yr 5 mos ago
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hehe, this makes me smile
rforrumor 1 yr 5 mos ago
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of course she would be artificially inseminated. does he remember how to have sex with a woman?
lisatee 1 yr 5 mos ago
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remember? you think he's done it before?
mcmp2000 1 yr 5 mos ago
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Clay Aiken is so talented. Her womb is going to being singing!
allanthekind 1 yr 5 mos ago
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Sure, Clay remembers what it's like to have sex with a woman. Like I remember how to fly to the moon.

By the way, I hate to admit it, but Clay looks just like the far less attractive sister of a girl I broke up with because she kept bringing other strippers over to my house for threeways, and I got tired of paying for all the toilet paper that they would use.
roarzombies 1 yr 5 mos ago
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Thats the only way he's ever going to get a woman pregnant.
He looks like a weirder version of johnny depp in Willy Wonka and the Chocolate factory with that hair-do.
master 1 yr 3 mos ago
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Lots of people have to use medical help to get pregnant. It doesn't mean they didn't try the natural way. You guys are so mean. You don't know anything about them. If Ashton and Demi wanted a baby they would need help too.