Coco Officially Running Out of Ways to Show Us Her Giant Bottom
There are a few things that Nicole “Coco” Austin wants to make perfectly clear. She loves to dance. She’s married to rapper/actor Ice-T. She’s Yugoslavian by descent. And, oh yeah, she has a giant bottom.
Just look at this picture. It’s like, come on: She’s doing power squats in hot pink tights and stripper heels. A little “on the nose”, wouldn’t you say, Coco? We get it, you have a giant round ass. You don’t have to pretend you’re into physical fitness just to show it to us.
Since the stripper/actress/model/wife seems to be running out of ideas on how to push her lumpy lady lumps on us, Celebuzz would like to offer up a few more creative ways in which Coco might be able to better market her noteworthy bottom.
* Star in a new reality show called, Oops I Dropped My Keys Again.
* Let LeBron James slam-dunk her backside during All-Star Weekend.
* Crab-walk everywhere.
* Tour state fairs and let children throw quarters at her for charity.
So many possibilities.
Please, share your ideas on how to promote Coco’s colossal hindquarters and win the prize of forever-respect among the booty nation.
It seriously looks like someone photoshopped her ass to unrealistic proportions. Something is really jacked up in the Yugoslavian gene pool.
I’d hit it in a heart beat.
WHAT. THE. f*ck!?!
sextape?
i think she is 100% fake !
only black women have asses like that she brought that ass.
I feel like whatever Coco does is her own business. That’s what is wrong with ever1 today always in some1 else business. Every1 need 2 clean up around their own door step then you all will not have time to worry about any1 else.
you people are all just haters! Only black girls have ass like that? Well I seen black girls with pancake asses too, so what?!? throws that comment out the window. Pay attention she doing squats, work ya body doin squats with a 75 pound bar for like 15 years and see what your ass looks like! Fukin haters! Coco is my bitch!
I think that coco which I have never heard of is really going to far with the ass thing, I mean it looks insane and nasty!!!!. I think she needs and ass redution!!!!. I think she has put to much botox in her ass. And no I do not wish I had an ass that big!!!!! No hater here!!!! Just being truthful.
hmmmmmm?!?!?$$$$
If you got it, well use it wisely. cheek to cheek
I say haters becuz everyone want to say she bought her ass! they haters cuz they think a white woman cant have an ass like that. I live in Miami, the capital of platic surgery besides LA and you cant buy an ass like that! Everythings relevant, some women think the flatter and smaller the ass the better and other women want a phat ass and curves : )
YUCK!!!!!!! SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE STINKS
COCO,i luv that ASS,gve us more baby.
[quote=Victoria Gotti]you people are all just haters! Only black girls have ass like that? Well I seen black girls with pancake asses too, so what?!? throws that comment out the window. Pay attention she doing squats, work ya body doin squats with a 75 pound bar for like 15 years and see what your ass looks like! Fukin haters! Coco is my bitch![/quote]
haha some wants to be black lmao
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haha some wants to be black lmao[/quote]
MOST OF EM DO!
Okay, coco has a big butt, true she shouldn’t workout in heels, but everyone is hating and not only black people have large butts. also, read your posts, most of the haters typed the wrong words or spelled things wrong, such ignorance in every way!!!
No sense of humor here, I see.
[quote=Victoria Gotti]you people are all just haters! Only black girls have ass like that? Well I seen black girls with pancake asses too, so what?!? throws that comment out the window. Pay attention she doing squats, work ya body doin squats with a 75 pound bar for like 15 years and see what your ass looks like! Fukin haters! Coco is my bitch![/quote]
f*ck you guidette, f*ck the gotti family, crooks!
I mean her ass looks nice its HUGE. but there is no way you can gain all of that booty meat by doing squats. the sh*t aint natural she needs to admit it and people need to realize its not real.
When she hits that age of when your prime has pass you by, then I’d like to see how gross her ass is going to look. Dimples, cottage cheese, ripples of fat and not only that but her ass is going to get bigger and uglier. YUCK!!!
Uhhh… does anybody else think… WHO CARES??? Why is this so relevent. It’s her ass whether she was born with it or it was paid for. Why must people be so negative? Move on to something relevent.
I love the high heels while lifting weights. Fabulous!
who the hell squats in high heels
Ice-T is the luckiest man alive because CoCo is the most HOT SEXY woman i have ever seen and i get hard just thinking about her.
[quote=noah]It seriously looks like someone photoshopped her ass to unrealistic proportions. Something is really jacked up in the Yugoslavian gene pool.[/quote]
There is no “Yugoslavian gene pool” and there hasn’t been ever. There is no state also for almost 20 years. Someone (Celebuzz.com) should ask here again what is her descent.
[quote=Victoria Gotti]you people are all just haters! Only black girls have ass like that? Well I seen black girls with pancake asses too, so what?!? throws that comment out the window. Pay attention she doing squats, work ya body doin squats with a 75 pound bar for like 15 years and see what your ass looks like! Fukin haters! Coco is my bitch![/quote]
Ummmm. The bar weighs almost nothing and she is wearing stripper heels. I’d have respect if she were actually doing REAL squats in sneakers. Sorry…she is just a cheeseball screaming for attention.
Her ass is swallowing my eyes
WOW, SOME OF YOU SURE HAVE SOME MEAN THINGS TO SAY ABOUT THIS GIRL. ONE PERSON SAID IT LOOKS NASTY THAT PERSON IS PROBALY THROWING UP HER FOOD RIGT NOW AND LOOKS LIKE A TOOTH PICK. COCO HAS AN AMAZING BODY AND I’M VERY HAPPY THAT HER AND ICE T ARE STILL TOGETHER THAT’S SO AMAZING. COCO WAS BLESSED WITH THAT BOOTY SO IF YOU ALL HAVE ISSUES TAKE IT UP WITH GOD. I’M WITH VICTORIA GOTTI MAYBE WITH OUT THE CUSS WORDS. LEAVE HER ALONE. I DON’T EVEN KNOW THEM BUT THEY HAVE AN AMAZING BOND AND REALTIONSHIP. HATERS
im a girl and come on who didn’t get a WOODY!!!!!!!!
i just finished looking at the whole gallery of her photos. This woman is terrifying.
[quote=Victoria Gotti]you people are all just haters! Only black girls have ass like that? Well I seen black girls with pancake asses too, so what?!? throws that comment out the window. Pay attention she doing squats, work ya body doin squats with a 75 pound bar for like 15 years and see what your ass looks like! Fukin haters! Coco is my bitch![/quote]
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW……..SICK…..WTF?
That ass could cure global warming by blocking out the sun.
She’s YUGOSLAVIAN. All my Bosnian and Croatian girl’s are fit and have an ass. I’ve seen black girls with flatt asses so don’t talk.
coco! your knees!
god you is just an ugly disgusting piece of trailer trash. I mean she probably’s got semen for brains with the amount of sex she’s had the god knows how many men! get a life you loser b***h!
DAMN! IS THAT THING REAL?!?!?!
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babygot back majior under and i do mean understatment
Wow!! the size of the dookie dong cable she must lay—needs a kingsize toilet for that log!!!! hahahahahahahaha
shes working out in heels??? yep, that caught my eye more than that very huge ass! lol
[quote=buttmam]only black women have asses like that she brought that ass.[/quote]
Armenian, Dominican, and Brazilians chicks (among others) have ass too. Expand your world view a bit….
Her ass is REAL – about as real as her breasts and hair color.
It’s no secret that she had butt implants just google her up and you will see coco before all that plastic fake stuff
Lets see doing squats like that for 15 years in high heels would probably get your self a ass like that, But having a good diet helps to cut back all that . and a good pair of work out shoes. By the way if your doing squats your ass will be a lot slimmer than that blimp of a ass, damn that thing is bigger than the super bowl.
Meh, that thing looks like it smells. Like, “Omg did somebody just s**t their pants?”, “Nawww man that’s just Coco’s ass, apparently the rainforest called and they refused to send her all the toilet paper she ordered”
She pretty- any one making negative comments are just jealous because they have no tits or ass.
hahaha dude is she only lifting the bar… AND in heels, wata dumbass!!!! i hope someone slids her throat one day and feeds it to my lil puppy!!!!!!!!
who in their right mind would work out in weights…serious hocchie
She reeks of skank.
Why is she even famous.
I find her nasty AND completely devoid of talent.