The Collected Wisdom of Megan Fox

The Collected Wisdom of Megan Fox-photo

Other Web sites might be shunning Transformers vixen Megan Fox today, but here at Celebuzz, we say that you can never get enough of a good thing. And Megan Fox is a very good thing—especially when some outrageous statement is pouring out of that pretty little kisser of hers.

To help you get through the temporary media blackout on Ms. Fox, we present below the choicest comments that M-Fox has made over the past year. Without further ado, and straight from the mouth of a babe, we bring to you the Quotable Megan Fox.

While Fox has made it clear in no uncertain terms that she hates being compared to Angelina Jolie, that doesn't mean that she wouldn't want to spend some quality time with the Salt sexpot. "Every time a relationship ends, I say, ‘If I could just be Angelina’s girlfriend, I would be so happy,'" Fox has noted.

But Jolie isn't the only show-biz babe that Fox would like to get her hands on, as we discovered when Megan admitted, rather bizarrely, "I could see myself in a relationship with a girl—[House MD actress] Olivia Wilde is so sexy she makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands."

As for the male end of the human spectrum, Fox may or may not be still attached to her on-again, off-again beau Brian Austin Green, but she apparently has a roving eye—or at least a roving tongue. When the Jennifer's Body star was recently asked who she'd like to sink her teeth into in celebrity-land, she shot back, "Zac Efron. I think he'd taste like a strawberry cupcake."

On the topic of her chosen profession, Fox has been no less thought-provoking. While Fox irked Transformers 2 director Michael Bay by proclaiming that his latest epic "is not a movie about acting," she's not terribly fond of thespians in general.

"When you think about it, we actors are kind of prostitutes," Fox has said. "We get paid to feign attraction and love. Other people are paying to watch us kissing someone, touching someone, doing things people in a normal monogamous relationship would never do with anyone who’s not their partner. It’s really kind of gross."

And while, as stated above, she loathes comparisons to Angelina Jolie, Fox gladly compares herself to another acting legend. Who can forget when Megan declared, "I am pretty sure I am a doppelganger for Alan Alda. I'm a tranny. I'm a man."

Don't ever stop flapping those luscious, if apparently mannish, lips of yours, Megan.

Let us know in the comments section: What's your favorite Megan Fox quote of all time?

And while you're at it, make sure to click through our massive Megan Fox photo gallery. Because she's pretty interesting even when she's not saying anything, too.

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  • Lila
    Lila

    I think It's discusting how ready people are to push her down. To the people saying she's uninteresting: what the f*** have you done lately? she's an attractive woman who doesn't care what people think. and that's badass...

  • Larry
    Larry

    I was going to ask where is the stand pic of her with her nasty ass tounge out? You guys didn't dissapoint! Such a skank!! ENews was sucking her ass yesterday on their site. Must have been jack-off day for all you mindless penis's!

  • Jasah
    Jasah

    Megan Fox needs one of them electrified dog collars and anytime words come out her mouth she needs to zapped. Its kinda like Scouse Girls here in the UK, they are usually pretty hot and filthy but then they open their mouth and you just go soft and lose interest :P dude your really funny! great mental image!

  • ames
    ames

    she is a bad actress and is very good looking. when she gets older and wrinkly no one will care about her

  • kded
    kded

    you should shun her too ... honestly, she's really like a lowlife kind of actress .. in term of talent ... personality sucks bigtime.. she really needs to change her job to something else like the P O R N industry, her whole image fits perfectly

  • ali
    ali

    Terrible actress

  • reneelucky7
    reneelucky7

    Anytime she is talking- it is to play up her sex-appeal. Beside her beauty, she is really not all that interesting. All she has to offer to hollywood is her looks and that is pretty much it.

  • Viktoria
    Viktoria

    How hard could it be to shut the mouth closed and act, I don´t know.. NORMAL?!

  • Dangmeister
    Dangmeister

    Megan Fox needs one of them electrified dog collars and anytime words come out her mouth she needs to zapped. Its kinda like Scouse Girls here in the UK, they are usually pretty hot and filthy but then they open their mouth and you just go soft and lose interest :P

  • noah
    noah

    Why can't she ever smile normally?