CONTEST: Caption These New Moon Scenes and Win!
Nov 18, 2009 at 5:00pm
Caption these photos from the highly anticipated New Moon movie and win yourself an awesome goodie-package!
How to enter: Simply click through the photo gallery and write your own funny captions for each New Moon scene in the comments section of each photo.
Prize: One (1) winner will receive a prize package containing: a life-size stand-up of Edward or Jacob (you pick), a New Moon canvas tote bag, New Moon wolfpack trading cards and a movie poster!
Winner: On Friday, November 27, we’ll pick our favorite caption as the winner. Judging will be based on whichever caption we deem to be the most funny, witty, and/or hilarious.
Note: If you comment as a Guest, make sure you use a real email address so we can contact you if you win.
Laurent: Once you go Black….
Edward (thinking to himself): Wow, I really didn’t think my fart would smell THAT bad. I hope no one notices.
Dude on left: I’ve got the best abs.
Dude in middle: I hope I reach puberty by the end of the movie.
Dude on right: ::sigh:: Why are my nipples so small?
wait..I know this guy..oh, yes, right.. he worked in that gayclub where I.. accidentally happened to be.
Let me help you, dear, your mascara is running.
Jane: My eyes are burning!
Edward: That’s because I gave you syphilis!
Edward thinking: Hmm.. which one is Bella..one on the right or one on the left.. they look so alike.. well, I just wait here, finally she will come to me.
Bella: Why is your hair so girly?
Jacob: Because that’s how my boyfriend likes it.
Edward: That’s right bitch, you know how I like it.
your father made me eat you know..so I just threw it up later, bulimia is like the new pink anyway, he doesn´t suspect a thing
I want to kiss you too!
Bella: Why can’t we have sex again? Because you can’t control your emotions and you’ll be too tempted to suck all my blood?
Edward: No, because I’m an alcoholic and can’t get it up when I’ve been drinking.
Okay seriously….you are not wearing that!
Alice: Bella now that Edward is gone, we can finally be together.
Bella: Alice I don’t understand what you mean.
Alice: You know I can predict the future so it was just a matter of time for you to realize what you truely wanted.
Bella: Your right Alice the timing couldn’t be more perfect. Now come closer and kiss me.
Alice: Oh Bella it will happen in 30 seconds.
Bella…..when was the last time you shaved….?
Edward thinking: Jeez, Jacob is so annoying. He needs to get his own girl & stop playing games w/mine.
Jacob thinking: I hope I’m annoying Edward. That is so much fun.
Holy Crap! Does this mean i have to keep her?!?!?!?
Edward had a date for the prom, but he ate her.
Bella: Where are you taking me?!
Creepy dude with mustache: Shhh, go to sleep or I will PUT YOU to SLEEP!
Edward: Your breath smells like garlic?
Bella: Your breath smells like Taylor Lautner.
The worst thing about hanging out in the woods all the time is when cougars steal your shirts.
Edward: “If she falls one more time… Im going to kill her myself and save us all the trouble.”
Rosalie: “Amen!”
LAURENT: Bella, what’s wrong?
BELLA: Um, your dreads. They’re bumming me out. Are we at a Phish show on a college campus in the late ’90s? Exactly, it’s time to cut those off.
Bella: I’m sorry I was reckless & stupid.
Edward: Yeah, cliff diving isn’t the best sport for you.
Asian dude: Bro, I told you being in New Moon was going to get us lots of girls.
Varsity jacket dude: (sigh) What I really wanted was to wax Taylor Lautner’s chest.
Paul: God I’m cold…..Dont show it.. look tough… Flex.. Yeah thats the stuff. Take that Sam! Second in command my wolf butt!
“I am SO HIGH right now. Does anybody have any Visine?”
Laurent: “Bella, your top lip is fuller than your bottom lip… There are surgeries to fix that you know…”
“Hey Bella! So do you have any extra hair scrunchies?”
Must you always be so dramatic?
Rosalie: Just cuz Bella is the only one to have a birthday, why does she get all the attention?
Jane: ” Okay Edward.. THIS is how you make an entrance!”
Edward: Ahh sh*t, in need of a cigarette after that scene.
Jacob: “You do realize he is stalking you.”
Bella: “Yeah I know, but he moves to fast for the police to catch. I just igonore him. Wanna go make out?”
Thank goodness we didn’t have our shorts stolen.
Can my eyes get any more red?
Edward: “I want to kiss you bella, but your morning breath is killing me… oh wait, Thats right. I’m already dead”
Charlie: “Oh God.. My back!”
Sam: why are you still following me!?
Paul: I like looking at your ass.
Jared: Okay, I don’t know about you guys, but I think the whole wolf thing was a load of sh*t. I’m f*ckin freezing!
Left: I wonder if her how her bra would look on me?
Middle: Her shoes are so unfashionable.
Right: She’s been in my closet again!
Charlie: I hope my knees don’t give out.
coochee-coochee-coo!
Edward: “This is as close as I am going to get. Pretend your kissing me. It will tide you over.”
Bella: “You are such a prude Edward.” *sighs*
Bella: ” Okay, so he got right up next to my face like he was going to kiss me…. then he said to pretend, and I called him a prude.”
Alice: *rolls eyes* “Your just now realizing this?”
Angela: Okay Mike, work it! Act like your 17. Here” *throws varsity Jacket* “This will convince them.”
Excuse us, we’ll be right back! Edward has been a very bad boy. You’re next so don’t go anywhere!
Jacob: have you seen those shoes he’s wearing?
Bella: well, you know what they say about men with large feet…oh, sorry! You wear, what, a size 7?
I promise you there are no monsters under your bed……
If I have to give her a bottle and sing, I quit!
Alice: Don’t you know that Edward can act tarded? He doesn’t think before he acts.
Bella: I know, but I had hoped he would grow out of it. I know that’s asking alot though.
Laurent: “See? That’s how to close your mouth. When I take my hand away, you try to keep it closed…for…30 seconds or so? You can do this.”