Contest: Looking for a Job? – Become a Celebuzz Guest Blogger & Make $700!
Trying to find your way in the world? Looking for a job? Love? To Find Yourself?
Well, Celebuzz can help you with two out of three (you’re on your own with the love thing) and we’ll even float some money your way in the process!
To celebrate the DVD release of the Alexis Bledel comedy Post Grad, we’re giving you an opportunity to become a Celebuzz Guest Blogger, and make $700!
How to Enter: Most people assume that chronicling the comings and goings of the show-biz elite requires a specialized degree of some sort. Not so; all you have to do to join the vaunted ranks of Celebuzz’s world-renowned bloggers is:
Answer the following question in the comments section of this post: Why do you think being a celebrity blogger would be your ideal job?
Winner: The winner, who will be chosen based on creativity and grammar, will receive the chance to become a Celebuzz Guest Blogger for seven days, receiving $100 per post for a total of $700, and the honor of knowing that he or she has contributed to the canon of celebrity news for all posterity.
Note: If you comment as a Guest (and not a Celebuzz member), be sure to enter a valid email address in the comment area so we can contact you if you win.
Being a celebrity blogger would be my ideal job because I’m naturally nosey. I want to know the comings and goings of a celebrity. Also, what they’re wearing is just as important while all the scandalousness is taking place. Whether they’re fashionably late, or just a fashion fail. I’m on it!
You’d think the chance to get paid to be a celebuzzard would elicit a more wild response.
Anyhoo, I live in a glass house that you luckily can’t see from the web. And from the anonymity afforded me by my lovely abode, I’d love the chance to throw some rocks at people who get paid a ton of money for being beautiful. Heck, I would and do sometimes do that for free…so a chance to make some celebuzzbucks for doing it sounds just rad.
My previous experience includes scrolling through tons of online celebrities albums (almost all of them on this site, of course) and thinking up catchy phrases that either commend that person’s (or people’s) hotness or lance them for not being better dressed/fitter/sexier despite all their millions.
Oh, and I also consume a solid amount of celebrity news with all my square meals, and my phone ring tone is the “Entertainment Tonight” theme song. It would be the Celebuzz theme song, but you don’t have one.
Speaking of which, you should change that.
Celebrity drives business and entertainment around the world and should be covered. What gets covered is another story, but blogging is one of the best ways to connect with people about topics they care about. The opportunity to blog about something you’re currently reading makes it all the more interesting. And to be able to contribute to a canon of celebrity news for all posterity…well, it just doesn’t get much better than that :)
I’m a sarcastic, easily-entertained fashion design major, so being a celebrity blogger would allow me to continue in my lifestyle of snarky comments, people watching & judging clothing choices.
Basically what I do now, but it would be paid for.
Celebuzz blogging would be my ideal job. Why? Well, that’s easy, I found myself at the same time, everyday on this site, using Celebuzz.com and I am just like everyone else that are curious on what the celebrities are doing. Whether it is their success, their work, their mistakes, we (the fans) want to see how they handle their situations living their life on the spotlight.
It’s is also funny how some of the audience we see aren’t just the good fans, they are the anti-fans. The good fans are like the ones crazy about Twilight’s prefect pair Robsten. But the anti-fans were the ones crazy about Jon & Kate Gosselin and Tiger Woods. It is very entertaining.
So I wouldn’t mind spreading the news or dirt about celebrities, in the end that’s all what we want to hear.
Eric
sarcastic?
love the world of entertainment?
love to comment on people’s clothes?
love to put down mentally or fashionably challenged celebrities?
have perez hilton as an idol?
Well,yes..I’m all of the above..I’ve all the time in the world to write about Whiney Assed Celebrities making complete fools of themselves..Celebrities who can’t tell the difference between roadkill and a dress..Pick me Celebuzz…And i’ll do you proud..Yes,i’m that good
How could a compulsive blog-hopper, such as myself, not find a guest spot in the celebrity blogging world to be ideal? How could a college student not find $700 incredibly motivating?
Since I already answered the topic with those illuminating questions, I should explain why I obsessively break away from my reality and indulge in the irrelevant but mystifying lives of celebutantes. Why would anyone take time out of their short life span to watch the rise, demise, sometimes adorable but mostly bizarre antics of rich people? Easy, observing the lives of others never ceases being entertaining. We people watch all the time at school, in the office, and at the grocery store, but when a person’s offbeat life is actually documented, it fills readers’ souls with more joy than a kid with a new Hannah Montana wig on Christmas. It would be an honor to feed the addiction of bloodthirsty blog-surfers and give the people what they want, like Robert Pattinson (yum)!
Pick me so I can pick apart “entitled” celebrities!
Celebrities, is always my favorite topic, I know all their names and a little, and sometimes a lot, about each and every famous person. They are all interesting in their own way, and if I was a celebrity blogger, of course I would only talk about the most interesting and entertaining celeb news. That’s because, that’s what I want to know and I know that’s what people want to read about, I think I’d know just the thing to say. I personally love criticizing celebs when they deserve it, so I would like to include that in my writing. News have to be served spicy and sometimes funny I don’t want to talk about Nicole Kidman singing in Nine, let’s find out who’s the next Tiger Woods.
Celebrity blogging–glitz, glamour, and the ability to make fun of others who look better naked than you do. (With the exception of Gerald Butler: The 2010 Edition. Finally, a win for the pudgy people). What more could a person want from a job? Oh yes, money. I’m a poor, starving, college student whose diet of Cup-o-Noodles and canned pineapple juice cannot possibly sustain her much longer.
But besides the obvious (glitz and the desire for perishable food items), celebrity blogging is the ideal job for me. An avid connoisseur of all things celebrity, I am well-educated in the field of pop culture holding a degree in Hollywood Hook-Up Identification, with a minor in Break-Up Prediction. I also took a few classes in “How-to-get-out-of-your-car-in-a-dress-and-keep-your-lady-bits-hidden.” I hope that my experience, as well as my ability to string together coherent sentences with proper syntax, will help to set me apart from other applicants. I like celebrities, I like money, I really like Taylor Swift, and I like the idea of blogging for Celebuzz.
As a college girl in a town far to small to hold all my ambition, I seek the glamor and glitz that Celebuzz offers on a daily basis. I am a senior Journalism student, who simply cannot write one more article about the only business my tiny college town has to offer – a slaughter house nestled in the frozen wastelands of the Colorado plains.
After spending a rousing and mentally stimulating day attempting to put a fresh spin on the new smells coming from the town’s only economic stimulator, I escape to celebrity gossip. I envy the bloggers who have the opportunity to write about glitz, glamor, break ups, make ups, DUIs, and the wildest party girls in the western hemisphere.
As I sit in my small, cold, smelly, shag carpeted studio apartment in my small, cold, smelly, Colorado town I escape to Hollywood through blogs. I fuel my ambition of reporting and dissecting cultural affairs by reading about the most relevant cultural affairs America has today – the lives of celebrities. Celebrity blogs truly are the most elegant and glamorous part of my daily life, all waiting for me on the other side of my computer screen.
I spend my days silently judging, dissecting, and evaluating everyone in my life. From my classmates, to those I pass on the street, and sometimes even my friends. From their fashion choices, their relationships, and their scandals – I have a lot to say. I have even more to say about strangers, especially those whose pictures and life stories I have access to on a daily basis through celebrity blogs.
Celebuzz, please give me a opportunity to feed my journalistic ambitions and an outlet to share my opinions!
I’ll make this short and sweet; I love to write, and I’m OBSESSED with celebrities. I used to take journalism classes, I love to read, and hmmm…..what else???
Oh yeah, I’m OBSESSED with celebrities
(like I said in my first sentence, lol)!!!!
You all know what to do….EMAIL ME with the words; “YOU HAVE WON!”
Journalism is inquiry; the struggle to understand and
take action effectively to public issues. It’s a fundamentally a
democratic art, a way a free society engages in conversation with itself. I’am focusing in earning a B.A in Journalism and then transferring to American University in D.C to earn my master’s degree in journalism, I would like
to someday be anchor at Load Media as well as an Entertainment Journalist
I think I have what it takes to take this position I ‘am genuine, hard worker,
Confident, Open Minded, Creative. One of the person in this industry I look up to is Giuliana Rancic
hopefully one day I can see reach out like her
Why should I be a guest blogger? Not only am I a stay at home mother who surfs the web for hours on end daily instead of doing housework, but I run several fansites on people. I think one of the most important qualities to being a celeb blogger is the ability to knock everyone if they deserve it and let’s face it, some celebs just plain deserve it. You also have to have the ability to knock even the celebs you love. Let’s face it. If Bill Kaulitz were to look like an idiot or do something stupid, I could mock him. You have to have a sense of humor.
Am I the best with spelling and grammar? Hell no, but that’s what having someone look over your stuff and make sure things are at least decent. I love writing about celebrities. I love looking for news and most of all I love mocking the Twilight fandom and their craziness and obsessions over people like Robert Pattinson (Let’s face it not everyone is going to love him alright?) I’m dedicated, a hard worker and I don’t take crap from anyone. I’m not scared to give my opinions on anything and everything which often leads me to getting called the mini Perez Hilton (a title that I really don’t care for but whatever – he has his moments)
Let me also mention, $700 would certainly help pay the bills and put food on the table for the kid.
Why do you think being a celebrity blogger would be your ideal job?
Sometimes I need an escape from my either boring day at the office or my drama filled life and where better to go than…Celebuzz.com Most people would agree that the only reason they come to these sites is for the gossip and to feel like their lives may not be as bad as they thought. I mean how many peoples lives are more drama filled than that of Tila’s and LiLo’s. I enjoy the cynical comments of the journalists and bloggers and feel some of my fellow bloggers would like a little variety in the blogs. I am the woman for the job. Let me escape into your world Celebuzz..if only for 7 days.
Why i would really want to get this job?!?
Who is so stupid to don’t want to become a 7 days journalist in your blog…???!!!!???
Ok, i am kidding…… Let’s start a serious conversation…..:
Well actually i don’t see it as an ordinary job, but as a hobby that i always catch up with in my free time….
I love celebrities and i am daily updated with the latest news of their world….
Except those, i believe that it would be an absolutely interesting thing to hear -basically read- the opinion of a 18-years old girl about what is going on in the glamourous world of the jet setters…..
To sum up, i have a lot to say, write and share …. However, whether i win or lose, this is the best opportunity that a blog has ever gave to its readers……
Being a celebrity blogger would be my ideal job because, I love to write, I have a love for celebrity gossip, and fashion. I have always been told that I am witty, sarcastic as hell, and have a natural ability to make things sound more interesting than they really are. I can take a story about a broken shoelace, and make it sound like it was the most tragic story since the Titanic. Let’s face it, celebrity gossip IS important though.
My normal 9-5 job is at a radio station doing promotions. At year’s end, we were asked to do a “Top Ten” for the blog. Mine was the highest viewed and highest rated entry. Comments were lit up like the 4th of July, full of laughter (in the form of lol’s), and agreement. I always wanted to try somethng like this and I feel I would contribute a lot, as well as learn a lot. Hope you consider me!!!!!!!
Thank You!
I both want and need this job. I want it because dissecting celebrities comings and goings, mostly shortcomings, is sadly, or pathetically, my biggest vice. I need it because I am a current grad student whose dreams of a six figure salary – allowing me the opportunity to live like a celeb (as I deserve and which would only be right) – are still far from being a reality, a fact which I am reminded daily by creditors calling and my inability to support my gossip magazine habit.
My ability to provide witty and acerbic reporting of everything from the latest Lindsay Lohan burglary to the ridiculous inappropriateness of condolence tweets means that celebuzz.com also wants and needs me to be its newest celebrity blogger. I truly believe that I am meant to comment on the sheer absurdity of the fact that Tiger Woods was so desperate for sex that he sought out a waitress at a Perkins restaurant in Orlando to get it – if that’s not a clear sign of sex addiction, I’m not sure that the disorder actually exists.
Celebuzz.com, help me, help you.
Being a Celebuzz blogger would be ideal for me, because im always on the computer and im always on Celebuzz and/or Perez Hilton. I LOVE hearing about the Celebs and there makes ups, mess ups, and break ups. I dont mind being nosey because i honestly think its in my DNA to be that way.
I love fashion. I love seeing how people choice to act in their relationships and i love hearing about their scandals in my mind, the bigger the scandal the more they need to be blogged about so EVERYONE can hear about it!
I would love writting about some nosey rude Celeb getting to boot or a nice one actually doing something to help the world.
Being a journalist would be one of my ideal jobs and this would really help me to start!
Either way Celebuzz thank you so much for the opportunity for this!
A celebrity blogger would be the best job ever! I am unemployed and searching for a job. While I am not looking for a job I am surfing the internet looking for celeb news. Where is R-patz and K-stew?
I love to talk and gossip with others. I have recently started my own blog about things that tick you off..http://shouldijusttakeanap.blogspot.com/.
Digging for dirt and posting my opinion would be the ultimate best job.
Most of the time no one wants to listen to all the silly facts that I find on the internet.
Writing is something I always wanted to do but never found time. Now, that time is finally on my side I would love to make a career out of it.
Having fun, making money, and gossip are some of my favorite things to do.
Pick me and you won’t be sorry…Read my blog for free laughs! http://shouldijusttakeanap.blogspot.com/.
Being a celebrity blogger would be my ideal job simply because I can not get enough of the latest celebrity buzz. I always know something that’s going on in La La land. I check up on the latest news almost constantly. I already have blogging experience due to blogging the main page for the most popular Avril Lavigne fan site. I love to report the latest and greatest with a touch of respectfulness and professionalism.
Type youA blogger is the “new†Anthropologist. You are documenting the values, habits, and mating rituals of the members from various subcultures (Movies, Television, Music, and Fashion) that define 21st century Pop culture. What music magazine did in the 20th century is being people together over a common interest a band/singer (Elvis, The Beatles, etc). Blogging does on a global level with a more diversify audiencer comment here.
As shameful as others may come to find, i willingly admit that i eat sleep and breathe celebrity gossip. Probably an unhealthy obsession but it is not going away any time soon and so i continue to embrace this way of life and would love to help other people get their every day fix of their similar guilty pleasures as well.
The first thing i do everyday (well after i convince myself to get up and make coffee) is spend about 30 minutes to an hour checking the new daily news in the celebrity world. It’s ritualistic to me and if i don’t allow myself enough time to do so before i take on my other daily activities it just doesn’t feel right. Also i love talking talking and talking about celebrities. However it sometimes feels like a one-sided conversation, as most of my friends or family either a. do not know anything about jake and reese’s break up and aren’t still mourning over it b. think that miley cyrus is a good influence on children or c. don’t give a damn. It’s frustrating. If i could write or “talk” to others that have my same guilty pleasure than i would be in a happy place.
I know i would be an amazing celebrity blogger because the need i have to find out the news myself. I’m almost always the first one of my friends who knows the latest tidbits and they always come to me to confirm any reports they may have heard to see if i had heard them as well. Not only am i quick to know the gossip, i also love weighing in on how truthful some things are, and even how ridiculous certain celebrities present themselves. For example i can never rid of my disgust for Miley Cyrus and the hilarity of her “twitter-free” life is still beyond me. Or Stephanie Pratt and her ongoing pictures of feeding the homeless and such. If someone told me that puffy-lipped Pratt would be the one to make this world a better place i would be afraid for today’s society.
However there are many who i adore and love, would die to be their little best friend and we would play at the park and everything. No, but seriously some celebrities, while they do trip and fall in the puddle a time or two and make complete asses of themselves, i still love them like my own kin and like to give them the benefit of the doubt. Still trying to remember they are human…. However when the likes of Speidi come around the corner, no forgiveness there. They are not human. Just robots. Way to go Al Roker.
I speak and write in a language of sarcasm and as others may have a hard time understanding, most people find it quite humorous and I’m still trying to figure out why. I think It’s just me being a bitch, but oh well.
The best part for me visiting celebrity blogs is the fashion. I love love love seeing the different clothes and styles that celebrities carry out and it is sometimes the most intriguing part that i long to be apart of every day. One of my dream jobs, besides sitting on my bum all day and writing about those i adore and dislike, is the be a famous stylist. I just love absorbing the different things i see on my favorite celebs to get every day ideas just for myself until i can get paid for it.. ha.
I would be the happiest person alive, (not that you care about my happiness), to be a guest blogger for celebuzz. Sure the money is alright… okay it’s amazing, but the fact that I’d get the chance to put my name out there doing what i love ( talking about the ridiculous and glamorous lives of celebrities) my life would be that much closer to being complete. I don’t half ass things, i do them to the fullest so i would definitely not take this opportunity for granted and do my best at feeding the starved gossip readers out there.
jordanlarae@hotmail.com
not sure if it worked the first time
I got my job in fashion blogging through Twitter. A rapper’s mother loved me so much she showed me her cancer scars. And I’m not overly verbose.
You want someone with connections, a hefty web presence, energetic voice, and adherence to deadlines to boot?
Look no further for the girl behind all o’ this:
http://theMaykazine.com
http://shop.moxsie.com
http://www.madejewelry.com
http://www.twitter.com/theMaykazine
I would be perfect for this because:
A) I’m funny
B) I use proper grammar and punctuation
C) If I don’t know the answer, I’ll google/wiki it (the source of all concrete facts) and
D)I know when to keep it short and not go on and on and on…
pick me. oh come one. pick me!!! hurry pick me. im perfect.
being a celeb blogger would be my ideal job because I eat sleep, live and breathe hollywood. I already go to various award shows and functions and I already have some famous peeps like Perez & Paris in my blackberry. I live a crazy life and the things I see in hollywood need to be chronicled!
Are you kidding me? Is this a joke? The tidbits and mountains of pop culture and celebrity in music, television, movies – it all sticks in my head. Why just the other day watching Drumline I mused to myself how much I enjoyed Orlando Jones in those 7-UP commercials. “Jolie” is actually Angelina’s middle name. Pat Benatar married her guitarist. One of Matthew McConnaughey’s first movies also co-starred Renee Zellwegger in an awful revival of the Texas Chainsaw series. Milla Jovovich had a fleeting singing career and made a minor hit with The Gentleman Who Fell. I can do this all day long, and I could do it as an employee of Celebuzz.
Now seriously folks, I know everything about pop culture and my wit is “wicked shahp.” These gifts I have are but a mystery of life.
Don’t believe me? Follow me on Twitter @lolatonga.
Being a celebrity blogger is my ideal job because verbal diarrhea is my forte. I’m not afraid to take risks with what I say (mainly because you can’t see me through a computer screen) and more importantly I can be witty and clever.
Besides the fact that almost every (important) celebrity blogging site (such as celebuzz.com) are easily accessible from my favourites menu, I find myself to become completely captivated by mostly everything posted.
Most importantly, unlike some people, I can admit that I take celebrities lives to be much more interesting then my own. Therefore, being much more worthy to be written about. I am also very aware of the fact that – even though celebrities “hate” the paparazzi – they google their names frequently in search of some inner warm and fuzzy feelings about how much people love them.
If you give me a chance to be your celebrity blogger, you won’t regret it. And neither will they.
just check out my blog http://www.freshorfresher.blogspot.com
I would make an excellent celebrity blogger because after I had sex with Dina Lohan, Bill Pullman jumped out of her vagina and yelled, “May the Schwartz be with you!” How many people has that happened to?
I’ve been told I know way too many facts about pop culture. Heck, if people need to confirm gossip among stars they ask me! Well, maybe I do spend a little too much time on gossip sites, either way I enjoy how I spend my time. I think this would be an honor.. no scratch that! I know it would be an honor because this is my dream job. Writing about other peoples lives is fascinating and something I truly want to do. Not to toot my own horn but I’m also a pretty good writer and a grammar freak. I’ve been told my text messages are “too fancy”. So Celebuzz, meet your new week blogger. Oh, and also when it comes to the Disney or young actors realm I kick gluteus maximus. Okay, time for Just Jared Junior time also known as my second online home.
If you hire me as a guest blogger you’ll get the following:
1) Photos of Khloe Kardashian’s penis (I have sources)
2) Vomit on your keyboard as a result of #1
Thank you and have a great day.
Look, I could go on and on and ON AND ON about my stunning blog qualifications like all the other “applicants” posting on here too, but I’m above that. I first dropped out of clown college at age nineteen to write my two hundred and forty page screenplay entitled “Flapjack Fever”. Now I run my Twilight fansite full-time while living in my mom’s basement. Is that not the perfect setup? This does however take away from my more productive hobbies, such as drinking and shooting guns, but I still get seven kinds of laid. I like to think of myself as a non achieving genius.
But seriously … why would moonlighting as a celebrity blogger be my ideal job? Because it’s fun to ridicule the obscenely rich La La Land celebs who think they’re the cat’s pajamas! Plus the extra cash can help pay my way through astronaut school. So if you are in agreement slap me five (and the job)!
I love celebrity gossip. I never miss a day where I don’t read several gossip blogs. Plus, I am very tech-savvy and I love to write. I think I would be an excellent celebrity guest blogger.
Why do I think being a celebrity blogger would be my ideal job? Well, I read celebrity news websites everyday, even though my dad tells me to stay off of them! I guess you could say I’m obsessed with celebrities! Also, I would pick having a job as a celebrity blogger over almost all the other jobs out there. I wouldn’t want a boring job, such as working at Subway or McDonalds. I want to have a job that is entertaining.
I have never taken any particular interests in blogs before in my life. Until i created my first blog. Whether you’re feeling, down or ecstatic, blogs are an ideal source to get those bottled feelings out. Maybe even therapeutic. Blogs allow you to have the freedom to say anything u wish to and let others bond with you over experiences, passions, whatever it may be.
With all due respect, this position would fit me perfectly. Whether its just ranting about your day or whether its blogging about celebrities, it’s always been my passion to do this. Celebuzz offers me a chance to express my thoughts and feelings through commenting on the articles and/or blogs. Recieving this opportunity to be a blogger would be a step closer to my journalistic dreams.
Alright im going to give it to you straight Celebuzz, Im six-teen years old and yeah im low on the mula ,which is very desirable in my situation.Just the thought of winning something like this makes me want to drool on the keyboard (and also the thought of mexican food too but you get it.) Im also a very quiet person who thinks too much and it would be nice to let out some of my creativity.
Dont get me wrong im not a “Silent John” and I certainly don’t take off my shoes in class…. haha like that weird girl in my Ap world history class! Im pretty smart though and have had a lot of experience with writing ( not as much as one of your currently employed writers, but good enough to shovel out some juicy details on the A’ listers! ) My favorite celeb gossip right now is mostly about Taylor Lautner and I’ve noticed that Celebuzz needs a little more of him ( if you know what I mean…wink ,wink!!! ) Sorry that was not supposed to sound naughty in any way, shape or form but I could’nt help myself.
Anyways I at least had to try to win this amazing contest!
WiTh LoVe,
Bridgette :) (cheesy smile)
[quote=noah]If you hire me as a guest blogger you’ll get the following:1) Photos of Khloe Kardashian’s penis (I have sources)2) Vomit on your keyboard as a result of #1Thank you and have a great day.[/quote]
hey see if ur sorces can get the new mrs jonas’s penis too cuz thts the real story here everyone already knows about khloes
I feel like id be a great guest blogger cause I’m funny and also brutally honest. I say what needs to be said but I do try to throw a twist of humor into it. I have very strong opinion and I say them even if people don’t want to hear it. I very curious and kinda nosy plus I sit at home on the computer every night so why not make some money from it. I also have ways of finding things out and weaseling things out of people so with all that said if you dont pick me well then that sucks and thanks anyway for the chance.
Candid cameras always make my head turn. Paparazzi frenzies tend to catch my eye. Oh, I almost forgot the best and worst bikini bodies of the year are some of my favorite posts. There is nothing like a “who wore it best?†competition on some of the most renowned blogs. I always wondered what it would be like to get a chance at stirring up some celebroversy and playing in to the celebrity poker cards that I call life. Being the blog lover that I am it is only natural that I get my daily dose of celebrity madness day in and day out. I think that being a celebrity blogger would be my ideal job because I am in tune with the celebosphere.
It seems like such an easy question, yet the answer is so difficult to formulate. I could say that I would love this position because I wake each morning and scour the internet for saucy posts on my fav celebs, or that the idea of having my name splashed across a ‘celebuzz post’ makes me shiver. However, I think it would be easier to say, “well dah,” of course I want this, look how many other posts there are!
Being a celebrity blogger is the exact job I’ve been trying to pin down for a while now. Apparently, it’s harder than it looks. I have lots of blogging experience, which is about the equivalent of saying that I have a lot of experience in searching on Google. The difference is, I’ve been published by others, and paid for it. The only problem is, my blogging has been about video games. While that’s not exactly boring, it’s not what I’m most interested in. I keep up with celebrity news more than I care to admit to those who actually know me, and cannot help but make snarky comments, even when nobody is around to hear them.
If I could combine my writing with a subject that interests me (e.g. anything covered on this site), my life would be very nearly complete. That’s the second-to-last entry on my lifetime “to-do” list, and since I don’t think I have much of a chance of becoming one of Tiger’s mistresses, this is the only one I have a real shot at! Choose me, and it’ll be the best thing to happen to the internet since Kim Kardashians’ Halloween costume.
Why do you think being a celebrity blogger would be your ideal job?
What can I say?
“If you don’t have anything nice to say; come sit by me” sounds about right.Although I by no means limit myself to snarky comments as I can also dole out compliments with the best of them.
I have always had a passion for fashion and I think this could be our moment! What I lack in experience I make up for in enthusiasm.From Jennifer to Cameron to Daniel Day I wont disappoint you!
I would be the perfect guest blogger not only because it would be something fun for me to do, but also because, I am always in peoples business, and getting the opportunity to be in a celebrities business would be just as great!! Anything from their fashion sense to who their dating is good business to be in and of course getting paid to blog about celebrities lives would be so exciting and just a great experience all around, and also beneficial to my bank account because i dont have a job at the moment!:(
Everyday when I wake up the first thing I do is check Celebuzz. Actually- I first get out of bed and then I check Celebuzz. No..wait… first I get out of bed, and then I do a little stretching, and then I check Celebuzz. Well, sometimes I eat a little breakfast first, or maybe I take a shower, but the point is, as far removed as the people featured on this website are from my day to day life, they are a part of my morning routine. And I don’t think I am the only one to feel that way. I understand that what the bloggers at Celebuzz do everyday is make the information that I see on my screen every morning (or mid afternoon) a need to know experience.
Because I understand the vitality, reality, and crack-like addictive-ness of the information (and also the importance of sucking up to win contests) I think I would make a brilliant guest blogger for Celebuzz.
Other evidence:
1) I know famous people’s names, even if I have never even heard of anything they have ever done.
2) I have low self esteem, so I can make fun of other people quite easily. I do it anyways, why not be paid for it, right?
3) I am hella- good at 6 degrees of Kevin Bacon.
4) I can write things longer than 140 characters.
Being a celebrity blogger would be one job that would be the most adventurous, and entertaining jobs I could ever have the opportunity to hold.
I’ve been reading Pink Is The New Blog on a daily basis for almost 5 years now, and I’ve added to my daily reading list over time to include Celebuzz and Go Fug Yourself. The various authors who run these blogs are full of such wit and charm that makes an aspiring writer like myself dream about possibilities of being just as witty as my heroes to the star-studded boys and girls who are celebrities.
People read celebrity blogs to escape from the grind of everyday life, to entertain the possibilities of living the glamorous lifestyle. I love to tell stories, and blogging about the stories of famous men and women would be the ultimate story telling experience to participate in.
I need a creative outlet for my sarcasm. A “safe place” to unleash my comments away from my poor friends and family, who usually suffer the brunt of it. Of course I offer more than mer sarcasm, I have wit and charm as well, both qualities clearly visible through text. With english being my first language, rest assure I can spot the difference between “your” and “you’re”, which coincidently also makes me a formidable scrabble opponent. Yes, the money would be nice since I am a wanna be college student ( I can’t live on Ramen noodles, I have a wheat allergy. My food is expensive!), but I would do this for free because I, like most people, lie awake at night pondering lifes hard questions like, “What came first Rihanna or her forehead?” or ” Gerard Butler was so hot, why does he now look like the guy who ate Gerard Butler?”. These things make me sad. I dont want to be sad anymore. I want to share these things with the world. I want to be a Celebrity Blogger! (*pause for dramatic effect*) Thank you for considering me
Being a celebrity blogger would be my ideal job because I am an expert in celebrity blogs! I am 29 years old, and have still not figured out what I want to be when I grow up. All the sudden I can see the leaves on the trees. Pick me! I have loved this site since I read my first J Harvey post. I also obsessively visit Dlisted, The Superficial, and I Don’t Like You In That Way. I have endured so much ridicule from various boyfriends over the years because of my gossip habit. Maybe I can have the last laugh. My other qualifications would include the ability to make fun of celebrities as well as myself, to reference randon bits of pop culture, and to cover all things Britney. And yes, I put those qualities on my real resume.
This would be my ideal job because I would ROCK. My writing is super-witty, I’m FAMEOBSESSED, and I know absolutely everything that’s going on in the industry. I also have many famous friends and know the inside scoop ;) The end. That is all. Pick me and you won’t be let down.
easy… because my life is Sh…, ….and Im a talent girl.! But Im not from “HERE”
to be or not to be, Hamlet