Courtney Love Burned for Kurt Cobain’s Ashes
News of the World (about as reliable a source as Courtney Love, but a lack of credibility never hurt anyone) reports that Hole singer Courtney is claiming Kurt Cobain‘s ashes have been stolen, along with thousands of dollars’ worth of jewelry.
The distraught and previously drug-addled widow says the teddy bear bag with her husband’s remains has been missing for weeks. “I find it disgusting, and right now I’m suicidal.”
“They were all I had left of my husband. I used to take them everywhere just so I could feel Kurt was still with me…I can’t believe anyone would take Kurt’s ashes from me.”
Hmmm, she’s probably not alone in her disbelief.
In other news, Courtney’s still unable to find the mysterious individual who stole her old face, although suspicions are running high that it was a blind, epileptic, one-armed surgeon.
um, SHE KEPT HIS ASHES IN A TEDDY BEAR?
I find HER disgusting. She probably stole them herself for the attention.
Maybe the teddy bear ate them.
lololol and then it’ll appear in Kurt Cobain’s resurrected form and smack some sense into her.
haha…gossipguy said “smack”
Courtney Love looks just like a girl I broke up with because one day she woke up and realized she used to be a man. I didn’t mind that so much, except that, like Courtney, she insisted that someone had stolen her man parts.
credibility does not come with yours of drug and alcohol use. she should have had someone else report it… someone who is usually sober and in their right mind.
Every time I feel decrepit, ancient, and ugly I remember that I’m the same age as Courtney love and suddenly I feel GREAT.
Also: teddy bear? What the…
She probably snorted them.
thats what i was gonna say-someone check her nose
dude if she was gonna snort them she probably woulda done it years ago.
she probably just got drunk and spilled them.
“In other news, Courtney’s still unable to find the mysterious individual who stole her old face.”
AHAHAHAHA, thats so true.
Why would you keep his ashes in a teddy bear bag? Thats what urns are for, no wonder she lost them.
She lost them. Well, no wonder, if she kept them in a teddy bear bag.
[quote=xoxojaniepie]I find HER disgusting. She probably stole them herself for the attention.[/quote]
I find your judgmental ignorance disgusting! someone stole the love of her life’s ashes for f*ck sake. have some respect people!