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Courtney Love Burned for Kurt Cobain's Ashes

by celebuzz on Jun. 3, 2008 03:47 PM / 14 Comments

News of the World (about as reliable a source as Courtney Love, but a lack of credibility never hurt anyone) reports that Hole singer Courtney is claiming Kurt Cobain's ashes have been stolen, along with thousands of dollars' worth of jewelry.

The distraught and previously drug-addled widow says the teddy bear bag with her husband's remains has been missing for weeks. "I find it disgusting, and right now I'm suicidal."

"They were all I had left of my husband. I used to take them everywhere just so I could feel Kurt was still with me...I can't believe anyone would take Kurt's ashes from me."

Hmmm, she's probably not alone in her disbelief.

In other news, Courtney's still unable to find the mysterious individual who stole her old face, although suspicions are running high that it was a blind, epileptic, one-armed surgeon.

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“Courtney Love claims the ashes of her late husband Kurt Cobain were recently stolen. After the Nirvana frontman died in 1994, Love kept some of his ashes and scattered the rest in New York and Washington.

There’s a good chance those ashes ended up in the same place every other powdery substance Courtney comes into contact with lands: up her nose. However, I can think of one very good reason why she wouldn’t have wanted to snort Curt’s remains: they’ve probably got a higher lead content than Chinese toys! And it shouldn’t surprise anyone that Curt’s ashes are all Courtney “had left of her husband” since apparently she’s pawned just about everything else of his for pharmacy school tuition.”

Celebslam

“Courtney Love (aka"Madonna on meth") is claiming the ashes of her late husband Kurt Cobain were stolen. The ashes were stored in, brace yourself, a pink teddy bear bag with a lock of Kurt's hair. It was allegedly taken from her house along with thousands of dollars in jewelry.

Okay, I don't know what's worse: That someone actually stole Kurt Cobain's ashes or that they were stored in a pink teddy bear bag. Wasn't a hollowed out Rainbow Brite laying around? But, seriously, Courtney is pretty upset and might pack it in. So, to whoever stole the ashes, how much to never return them and do you accept PayPal?”

The Superficial

Tell Us / Were Kurt's ashes stolen, or did Courtney lose them?

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notobsessed 1 yr 5 mos ago
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um, SHE KEPT HIS ASHES IN A TEDDY BEAR?
xoxojaniepie 1 yr 5 mos ago
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I find HER disgusting. She probably stole them herself for the attention.
drama4mama 1 yr 5 mos ago
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Maybe the teddy bear ate them.
gossipguy 1 yr 5 mos ago
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lololol and then it'll appear in Kurt Cobain's resurrected form and smack some sense into her.
lisatee 1 yr 5 mos ago
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haha...gossipguy said "smack"
allanthekind 1 yr 5 mos ago
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Courtney Love looks just like a girl I broke up with because one day she woke up and realized she used to be a man. I didn't mind that so much, except that, like Courtney, she insisted that someone had stolen her man parts.
atlprincess 1 yr 5 mos ago
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credibility does not come with yours of drug and alcohol use. she should have had someone else report it... someone who is usually sober and in their right mind.
ignatz 1 yr 5 mos ago
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Every time I feel decrepit, ancient, and ugly I remember that I'm the same age as Courtney love and suddenly I feel GREAT.

Also: teddy bear? What the...
hispanicatthedisco 1 yr 5 mos ago
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She probably snorted them.
bawwow 1 yr 5 mos ago
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thats what i was gonna say-someone check her nose