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Courtney Love Ran Away From the Circus

by Celebuzz on Jan. 6, 2009 05:30 PM / 3 Comments

Someone call the Ringling Bros. folks; it looks like one of their acts escaped and is currently roaming wild in Malibu.

Oh no, wait; that's just Courtney Love, proving that she still has the ability to shock and awe with her unique fashion sense.

The 44-year-old retired musician and budding cyber-stalker went on a shopping spree with a (possibly court-ordered) male escort in Malibu on Sunday. The former Hole singer rang in the new year in a bizarre, raggedy ensemble that pretty much defies description beyond "scary."

What was her resolution, to give each and every child in southern California nightmares that will haunt them for the rest of their lives?

Courtney's ongoing latest project is a new album, tentatively titled "Nobody's Daughter." The disc has reportedly (reported by no less reputable a source than Love's own blog) received $30 million in sponsorship from a range of corporate concerns, including a "well-known tequila brand" and a "prominent hygiene and menstrual company."

So, will the first single be titled "Booze and Tampons"?

Somewhere, Kurt Cobain is looking on and smiling. Who wouldn't smile, knowing that he didn't have to deal with this thing anymore?

Quotables /

“If you picture her laying on the ground, like in a gutter (shouldn't be hard), she would be perfect for a role as a dead hooker in one of Agatha Christie's Hercule Poirot mysteries.”

Splash News Online

“These are not shots of Courtney Love on the set of her new movie Flapper Girl: A Retard's Story. This is just Courtney Love out in public yesterday presumably searching for some tin cans to rub together.”

The Superficial

“She looks to be high on life. Good for her.”

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hispanicatthedisco 10 mos ago
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Someone should stomp that thing with a boot and put it out of its misery.
JK Giles 10 mos ago
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courtney love is the best femal rock musician ever to walk to plannet so f*ck off
sarah 10 mos ago
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Leave her alone. Courtney Love is one of the most beautiful, intelligent people this world has to offer.