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Cristiano Ronaldo: Soccer's Highest Scorer?

by celebuzz on Jun. 26, 2008 05:26 PM / 5 Comments

Posh and Becks are suddenly a little tired.

Soccer stud Cristiano Ronaldo and his girlfriend, Spanish model Nereida Gallardo, were captured on the beach in Sardinia, Italy, recently—and boy do they make a lovely couple.

For the 95 percent of Americans who've never heard of soccer, Ronaldo plays for Manchester United and the Portuguese national team.

And Gallardo...well, she looks like this. Are any other credentials necessary?

She sure receives the seal of approval from former flame Pedro Campane. The soccer agent told British newspaper the Sun, "We slept together the first night we met. It wasn't difficult persuading her...She liked doing everything in every position...Nereida doesn't know much about football, but she knows lots about men—and how to please them."

But then, in Victoria Beckham's defense, she has those knobby knees going for her. So, it all evens out in the end, right?

Quotables /

“With the English Premier League season over and Portugal eliminated from the 2008 Euro Football Championship, Manchester United star Cristiano Ronaldo is relaxing in Sardinia, Italy with his bootylicious girlfriend Nereida Gallardo.

Damn is that ass distracting! Maybe this explains why he missed that penalty kick against Chelsea last month.”

Splash News Online

“Soccer star Cristiano Ronaldo and his new Spanish model girlfriend Nereida Gallardo relax on the Sardinian beach of Porto Cervo at hotel Pitrizza in Sardinia, Italy.

Cristiano, who plays for Premier League club Manchester United and the Portuguese national team, didn’t seem very affected six days after being beaten 3-2 by Germany.

Ronaldo, 23, and Gallardo, 25, were seen rolling around in the lounge chairs together while soaking in the sun. The couple couldn’t take their hands off each other! Cristiano found himself between his sexy girl’s legs for kisses and cuddles.”

Just Jared

“A trophy that is. Cristiano Ronaldo celebrates the Manchester United Football Club team's win against Chelsea for the Champions League Trophy.”

Socialite Life

“This is Nereida Gallardo, girlfriend of Manchester United right winger Cristiano Ronaldo. Not to be confused with Ronaldo, the Brazilian soccer player with a propensity to pick up tranny hookers.

Anyways, she's hot (and naked) so it's no wonder he's asked her to move in him (probably to make it easier to bang her with his sunglasses on).

Who knew that drinking Capri Suns and eating orange slices could land such a piece of ass?”

Splash News Online

“Cristiano Ronaldo is maybe the world’s most famous soccer player, meaning he’s probably the most person in the world, and no one in America gives a shit. Here he is in Italy yesterday vacationing with his insanely hot Spanish girlfriend. If you want you can go over to Splash and see more of these. Or don’t, whatever. It's your life, man.”

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katie999 1 yr 4 mos ago
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His body is amazing... better than a wonderland.
barfbag 1 yr 4 mos ago
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her thighs are kinda big....
allsportsfan 1 yr 4 mos ago
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wow that's some major PDA
pictureperfect 1 yr 4 mos ago
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And that, ladies and gents, is why you date a soccer player.
bawwow 1 yr 4 mos ago
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He's just as hot as Beckham, holy crap