Last night on Dancing with the Stars' first of a three-night seventh season debut, stars like Lance Bass, Kim Kardashian (Vote Team Kim!) and comedian Jeffrey Ross shook their can-cans.
Some of them floated to victory. Others had two left feet and, in the case of Cloris Leachman, a sailor's mouth (her response to her score of 16 had to be bleeped out...multiple times).
In this clip, Judge Len Goodman tells the 82-year-old Oscar winner, "Mind your cleavage, it's putting me off a bit"—by which he means he's turned.
Then Cloris throws her liverspotted gam in Judge Bruno Toniolo's face.
Later Bruno gets some more aged action from actress Susan Lucci. When the judges tell Susan to be more of a slut and gain some weight she asks, "You want a slut?" with all the timidity of Erica Kane, and humps Judge Bruno.
Lance and Brooke Burke had the high scores of the night with 22 and 23, respectively, while Kim and Olympian Misty May-Treanor were hot on their trail.
But when it comes to entertainment, nothing beats a good cougar show.
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