Dane Cook Ripped Off by His Own Brother

Dec 30, 2008 at 5:15pm

For an observational comedian, Dane Cook doesn’t have a very good eye for certain situations.

Like, say, when his own brother is robbing him blind.

The Boston Business Journal and TMZ report that Cook’s brother/manager, Darryl McCauley, was arrested by Massachusetts state police today after allegedly stealing millions from his brother/client.

McCauley, a 43-year-old resident of Wilmington, Massachusetts, is scheduled to be charged with two counts of larceny over $250, forgery, and larceny by continuous scheme. He had handled Cook’s business affairs from the early 1990s until this month. The arrest came after a two-week investigation by the Massachusetts Attorney General’s office.

According to investigators, McCauley took his famous sibling for millions. In one instance alone, he’s believed to have forged a $3 million check and deposited it in his own account.

In other news, Dane Cook has somehow made at least $3 million. McCauley will be arraigned tomorrow in Woburn District Court.

It’s doubtful that 36-year-old Employee of the Month star Cook is finding the humor in the situation.

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