Dane Cook To Vanessa Hudgens: “Keep Your Clothes On”
Aug 10, 2009 at 4:00pm
We may give Dane Cook a lot of flack, but he did make us laugh out loud in this clip from tonight’s Teen Choice Awards.
Before presenting the “Choice Hottie” award to Rob Pattinson and Megan Fox, the comedian decided to address the following: “What everyone in this room is thinking but nobody has said…where’s Vanessa Hudgens?”
After she smiled and waved to him, she probably wasn’t expecting what came next.
Dane exclaimed, “Girly, you’ve gotta keep your clothes on!”
Oh, her facial expression is priceless.
The clip will probably be edited out of tonight’s show, so watch it while you can!

























That was so immature and very rude for Dane cook to say. These comedians have no class or respect for people.
Vanessa is awesome and Dane Cook sucks.
Hahaha.. maybe she’ll learn her lesson..
I wouldn’t have a problem with him saying that, even though I love her, if this wasn’t a KIDS PROGRAM! Then to see that Miley is going to be on a STRIPPER POLE?! Twilight Choice Awards were already skip worthy this year but that comment made it even more skip worthy!
that was mean
ohhh its so horrible..he’s not funny
ohhh its so horrible..he’s not funny
haha its true. and yes her expression is priceless. i still like vanessa though
I dont really think that was funny, if you’re gonna publically humiliate/ pick on a young woman half your age at least make sure the joke is worth it.
i totally think she ‘ll learn her lesson this time !!!!!!!!! but anyway’s it was totally inmature from him to say that in front of all that ppl !!! he should hv more respect for a woman !!!!
but that was totally embarassing for her !!!! i would be so embarassed that i woulnt go out anymore !!
This is the coolest thing that Dane Cook has ever done. I know that’s not saying much, but this was still awesome. She was NOT pleased.
I’m sure she texted him naked photos later that night though.
uhh i don’t hear booing. just cheering at first and then silence afterward. Hey i give dane cook props. that took some balls to say and it needed to be said. she’s a whore who little girls look up to. He’s right! She needs to Keep Her Clothes On!!!
or maybe this guy is in love wiz vanessa
This guy is a complete Pr!ck,,, go get hit by a bus
That’s Dane Cook I some what expected that
learn her lesson? Anything you do in private in your household unless illegal is your personal business. I’m not even a fan and I feel people should leave her alone. Everything is always, Vanessa nude picture this nude picture that. I don’t know how many young girls i’ve seen taking provocative pictures for the entire world. Megan Fox? Evan Rachel Wood? Kristen Stewart? Camilla Belle? Hayden Panettiere? Why aren’t they getting any heat? I’ve bet if they are all willing to do it publicly they’ve done it privately. And Dane cook and his movies have never been anywhere near funny. So i guess he wanted some 15 min of fame. I really hope you guys never get judged for something, and if you do I hope people will be kinder to you. We all make mistakes. In fact this isn’t even a mistake. Are you guys all like 12 or something? Cause some of you guys need to grow up and move on.
that was soo f*ckin stupid not respectful and immature of him to do that and it wasn’t funny him to do that is him beging an ***hole even though he already is !!! if he thiaght that it was funny then he diesn’t know what the word funny means !!! i love vanessa and for all those who keep on saying ohh she might have learnd her lesson blah blah blah she might have done something wrong but that ***hole shouldn’t have done that hes being an igneret !! i just heard about this guy i never knew that he even existed but just his name made me hate him and for him to say that about vanessa was DUM !!!!!!! i think someone should beet the f*ck otta this guy then he might learn HIS leason !!!
vanessa is a verry storng personne and shes amazing there is no one like her its like shes one in a millon :P but shes awsome i absoloutly love and adore her !!!! shes smart enough to ignore what he said and just conitnue on i want her to know that her fans and everyone else who doesn’t hate her ((dont know why u would just for some pics..stupid)) that will always be by her side and we all love her !!!!!!!
keep it up nessa !!!!!! u rock and will always be loved !!! ii know u will always be loved by me !!!! =D
what an immature and disrespectful ***hole!! im sure zac efron and his bodyguards gonna kick his ass!!
I don’t like Dane Cook because he’s usually not very funny, just really loud & annoying, but that made me laugh. He really was just saying what everyone was thinking. This girl is obviously really dumb because she literally made the same mistake twice. What an idiot. If she’s so obsessed with trying to be sexy & take naked pictures of herself, she just needs to get into porn or something & quit being so fake & lame. Yuck. What a dumb loser.
He tried to make himself sound funny, but in reality he sounded gay.
dude. she shouldn’t of got nude, twice. fool me once shame on you. fool me twice shame on me.. she’s an idiot.
serves her right stupid whore cant stay clothed for 2 seconds without it being spread over the world, haha
well, she is a slut so whatevaaaa.
This is not about Vanessa learning her lesson, there is not a lesson to be learned!, That MORON that posted the pictures on the internet should be arrested and locked up, NO ONE has the right to invade other peoples privacy @ any given time, I’m praying that justice will be done on her behalf. As for Mr. Cook, Vanessa’s legal staff should be working on a huge suit against him for publicly harrasing her like that I don’t care if this is show business or not, he’s got no class and he did it in front of the younger tweens and teens.
hahaha! that was SO funnny! yeah, that sluttt needs to keep her clothe on!!! definitely!! LOL, SOOOOOOOO FUNNY!
Hahahaha Dane Cook is f*cking amazing, seriously though why are all these dumb bitches defending her? ahaha.
so immature dane ! your 37 and shes 20 and shes acting more of an adult than you are. i get it your a comedian an all… but that hurts. consider someone elses feelings for once. grow up cook ! good thing you were booed and hissed off stage. you deserve it ! ***and haters: c’mon ! cut her some slack. quit calling her a dumb slut or a whore. you dont see her cheating zac, why is she a slut or a whore? these pictures were taken privately ! and meant for her own personal reasons. all the haters dont tell me that you’ve never taken provocative pics and posted them on myspace/facebook/twitter. and the people hatin on her, please ! and the haters are just JEALOUS of vanessa, cause all the haters wish they had a body like that they could take pictures of themselves naked. I SUPPORT VANESSA, and ASHLEY GREENE, head about what happened. /= but thats okay, ashley’s taking some legal action !
Dane Cook is my new hero! Hahaha…this is great and so true! C’mon! He said to her, what her parents should have told her many times before. How could they have raised such a skank? This IS funny, people! Take the hit, Dane. I support you.
haha thats what she gets for being a whore.
She has no class and is so into herself for taking so many pictures. I’ll tell you what is immature — taking nude pictures of yourself and ignoring the consequences. This was hilarious! Go Dane!
She’s still so poised and composed. Gorgeous eyes and smile nevertheless. Nothing can bring her down.
HAHAHAHA THAT IS AWESOME! someone needed to say it to her. I don’t even like dane cook but I love this!
lmao!!! ohhhh!!!! haha Dane Cook is a genious. Maybe that’ll make her stop taking her damn clothes on. Immature or not, that slut needs to learn her lesson. Jeez you’d think she’d learned the first time
[quote=Tia]That was so immature and very rude for Dane cook to say. These comedians have no class or respect for people.
Vanessa is awesome and Dane Cook sucks.[/quote]
no no that was not immature, that was the honest truth, she is gross and he is hilarious and speaks the truth…. i’m glad someone said it so maybe she will stop doing it nobody likes it.
inmature from him, about miley a bit out of place, and yet it was a mistake about V’s photos, people is always trying to tear her down, and if u see from 100% of articles about her 70% always remind us of this photos so just give her space.
yea that was mean…funny but mean i mean in front of millions wow. but i guess. and now ashley greene has pictures…wow i love them both but it’s getting hard to.
[quote=Tia]That was so immature and very rude for Dane cook to say. These comedians have no class or respect for people.
Vanessa is awesome and Dane Cook sucks.[/quote]
yeah shes really awesome…maybe you should rethink that…the girl is a idiot…I mean didn’t she learn the first time around? HELLO?!? maybe that comment made by him will knock some sense into her for gods sake,,,
lol He’s right, everyone was thinking it. He said it.
This is just Dane Cooks broke attempt to get his name out there again.
Dane Cook famous for not being funny, again.
To the people who are saying this is what she gets. I am sorry but you are very wrong. No one deserves to have images they have taken PRIVATELY WHILE STILL A TEENAGER stolen from their phone and leaked all over the internet twice. People need to step down from the pedestals and realize that everybody makes mistakes. People do way worse on a daily basis and you are not perfect. Just because you haven’t taken a nude photo of yourself it does not mean that you have not made mistakes or are any better than her. “Let those without sin cast the first stone”.
To the people saying she did it twice:
She was 15 in the first and 17 in the second but they were still taken up to 2006 before the release of her nude photos in 2007. SO NO, THEY ARE NOT NEW!!
Wow. So you people are trying to tell me that it was okay for a man over the age of 30 to humiliate a 20 yr old girl over a mistake she made when she was a teenager, in front of thousands of people?? It seems that many of you don’t have the ability to look deeper into the situation. All you see are nude photos but I am telling you know that things are always deeper than they look on the surface. Vanessa was obviously hurt by the release of those photos and it is completely unjustified for a grown man to humiliate her over them. Having them leaked over the internet twice is punishment enough. I am not saying that taking nude photos is the right thing to do. I am saying that everybody makes mistakes and there is no need to criticize somebody over them when you are not perfect yourself. Believe it or not, there are people who influence others to do things exactly like this. I see it on a daily basis. And No, it has absolutely nothing to do with you. Vanessa Hudgens did not leak those images over the internet. It is her personal situation and you have no place in it. We are all entitled to our own opinions but it is pathetic and juvenile for people to spend their time bashing on a person they don’t even know and situation that they have no knowledge about apart from what they read in a biased and corrupt media.
who the hell is dane cook to say that to her?! i would say having the pictures exposed to the entire world was punishment enough. why was dane cook even at the TCAs? its obvious that he was trying to gain attention and now he’ll lose it since he probably won’t be asked back next year!
everyone needs to get their facts straight before saying “she shouldn’t have done it twice” or “she needed to learn a lesson.” the photos that were just leaked were OLD and taken when she was a MINOR. they weren’t taken recently AKA she didn’t do it as far as we know after the 1st pictures leaked!
i just promise my self not to watch any of dane cook movie from now on. your a loser dane shame on you.
It’s her own fault for taking pictures like that knowing that they’ll get around.
you gotta love Dane LMFAO
i read that those were old pics so ppl stop saying she go nude twice, learn how to read the damn news before posting a comment…anyways dane cook should be not even be allowed to go into those kids show anymore if he is not even going to respect all the kids that were in the show …hello there are a thousand kids there how the hell are you going to say that?! And if you don’t want to respect Vanessa at least respect those kids and use your stupid jokes on one of your damn shows.
i cant believe he did that. She said she was sorry and kids had to see their role-model get picked on. Not many children new about that. That was so immature- and then he laughed at her!
he is sucks!!! Dude leave her alone.VANESSA IS AWESOME!!!!!
i dont get why you said it was rude! what she did was wrong. and hes right. vanessa has a lot of fans that look up to her, so she needs to stop this. also miley!
[quote=Courtney Milner]dude. she shouldn’t of got nude, twice. fool me once shame on you. fool me twice shame on me.. she’s an idiot.[/quote]
Sweetie before you say things like that, make sure you’ve got your facts straight, it’s from the same bunch of pics but they were released at differant times!