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Das Booty: The Kim Kardashian Story

by celebuzz on Jun. 16, 2008 05:16 PM / 8 Comments

Kim Kardashian and sister Kourtney continued their Most Awesome Monaco Adventure yesterday, boarding a yacht and hitting the high seas. As usual, the pair had a delightful time, guzzling bubbly and catching rays in their skimpy bikinis.

The day's only hitch occurred when a Greenpeace vessel engaged the yacht after mistaking Kim's backside for a pair of sea lions trapped in a gunnysack.

Recently Kim's been plagued by rumors that her boyfriend, New Orleans Saints footballer Reggie Bush, has been seeing another woman. Kim put on her blogging mittens Friday and addressed the issue at OfficialKimKardashian.com:

"This is totally false and Reggie does not know this person nor has he even met her. There were also rumors about some drama at a basketball game. Again, none of this is true."

She went on to note, "But if I ever find out that Reggie has been stepping out with another woman, I will track the hussy down and crush her beneath the awesome weight of my massive buttocks."

Actually, she wrote no such thing. But she may have been thinking it. No way in the world she doesn't know the incredible weapon she has at her disposal.

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“I wanted to post these on Friday but I’m pretty sure posting that many pics of Kim K’s fat ass in one day would have caused a ripple in the space-time continuum. Like I would have waken up on Saturday and my girlfriend would have warped into my sister or something. Don’t laugh, that shit happens. Happened to my friend last year. He got super drunk and hooked up with this smoking hot chick. Woke up the next morning next to his cousin. Fucking space-time continuum man. You never know when that shit is gonna strike.”

Celebslam

“Kim and Kourtney Kardashian are having a wild time in Monaco. The K sisters went for a spin in a red Ferrari yesterday as they enjoyed the beautiful scenery and the wind through their hair.”

“Kim Kardashian and her sister Kourtney did some bikini modeling this morning in Monaco. And, yes, you're actually looking at Kim's ass not covered by a sarong. Some might say these shots put an end to the buttpad debate, but I say "Not fucking quite." They only add to a new debate on extremely long distance photography and, what I'm suggesting is, choreographed butt-flexing. Touch�.”

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mraniston 1 yr 5 mos ago
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wow- that is one LARGE booty
mcdreamyisme 1 yr 5 mos ago
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yeah there is no way a butt pad has any role in this game
missamericandream 1 yr 5 mos ago
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i would love to have her job....

SIGH
cameronkitty 1 yr 5 mos ago
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Too big for my taste. Now her sister, on the other hand....
jharv 1 yr 5 mos ago
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One of the reasons it's so big is because she's always backing it up on purpose.
buzzbuddy 1 yr 5 mos ago
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Hey...If you've got it, flaunt it!
lisatee 1 yr 5 mos ago
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i love how she keeps looking back to make sure her junk is getting photographed.
tracimac 1 yr 5 mos ago
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I think she looks fantastic!