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David Archuleta: Celebrity Haiku #1

on Jun. 30, 2008 04:40 PM / 10 Comments

Dad always at side
Scaring potential conquests
From puckering up

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  • spiderpig 1 yr 4 mos ago

    THAT'S AWESOME HAHAHA

  • thepeephole 1 yr 4 mos ago

    haiku's are so cool! now i want to write one. maybe i'll come back when i think of one and post it here.

  • pictureperfect 1 yr 4 mos ago

    His little baby teeth would probably get in the way.

  • buzzbuddy 1 yr 4 mos ago

    I can't believe he hasn't kissed a girl with his hearthrob status. He's totally lying to get the parent fanbase. His dad is totally running the show.

  • hispanicatthedisco 1 yr 4 mos ago

    Hairdo like a chimp
    That's what ails this lonely boy
    Not a clingy dad

  • hispanicatthedisco 1 yr 4 mos ago

    Kissed a girl? Not yet
    Simon Cowell, though? Signs point to yes
    He told half the truth

  • hispanicatthedisco 1 yr 4 mos ago

    "David, you're a stud"
    At least that's what his Alf doll
    Keeps telling the lad

  • hispanicatthedisco 1 yr 4 mos ago

    You and Clay Aiken
    Have the same situation
    It will pass—for you

  • hispanicatthedisco 1 yr 4 mos ago

    Keep your hands like that
    And someday they just might hold
    Kristy Cook's talents

  • archuleta1718 11 mos ago

    u know what im sick of this person rite above me that keeps trashing archie!!!!!!! IF U DONT FRICKIN LIKE HIM THEN SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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