David Archuleta: Celebrity Haiku #1
Jun 30, 2008 at 4:40pm
Dad always at side
Scaring potential conquests
From puckering up
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THAT’S AWESOME HAHAHA
haiku’s are so cool! now i want to write one. maybe i’ll come back when i think of one and post it here.
His little baby teeth would probably get in the way.
I can’t believe he hasn’t kissed a girl with his hearthrob status. He’s totally lying to get the parent fanbase. His dad is totally running the show.
Hairdo like a chimp
That’s what ails this lonely boy
Not a clingy dad
Kissed a girl? Not yet
Simon Cowell, though? Signs point to yes
He told half the truth
“David, you’re a stud”
At least that’s what his Alf doll
Keeps telling the lad
You and Clay Aiken
Have the same situation
It will pass—for you
Keep your hands like that
And someday they just might hold
Kristy Cook’s talents
u know what im sick of this person rite above me that keeps trashing archie!!!!!!! IF U DONT FRICKIN LIKE HIM THEN SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!