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David Beckham Is Fishy

by celebuzz on Jul. 2, 2008 07:59 AM / 6 Comments

David Beckham supposedly has breath that smells like the score of a deep sea fishing trip that someone neglected to place in the freezer.

Star magazine reports that wife Victoria Beckham reportedly has trouble even kissing him despite his underwear-model good looks. She's constantly shouting "pee-yoo!" whenever she tries to land a smooch. But she could also be remembering Corey Haim selling her ass out.

Why do Beckham's carbon dioxide emissions smell like a tide pool at high noon? "Becks is the spokesperson for Go3 [vitamin supplements]—he even appears on the box—so he has to take it despite the consequences," says a source.

"And he really believes in the product. He says it gives him more energy." Good for the bod, bad for the breath, apparently.

The L.A. Galaxy's top star pops breath mints constantly to cover up the stench, but they're "not much" help.

Beck's "hot jock" image is taking a beating lately. With this new breath issue and his constantly playing pocket pool, it's more like "special classroom."

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“David Beckham has fishy breath and wife Victoria will have none of it, reports Star.

Whenever the 33-year-old soccer stud goes in to kiss his wife, she says, “P-U!”

Apparently Becks takes two Go3 pills, which are full of fish oil.

“Becks is the spokesperson for Go3 — he even appears on the box — so he has to take it despite the consequences,” says the source. “And he really believes in the product. He says it gives him more energy.”

Yikes to bad breath!!!”

Just Jared

“I cannot imagine what my life would be like if I had such squirmy genitalia that required constant adjusting. Thank God my shit stays in place, or I'd probably only get half as much writing done on a daily basis as I do. My breasts are distracting enough as it is.

David Beckham grabbed his junk during the L.A. Galaxy's game against D.C. United, who shut out David's team 1-0. (CORRECTION: The score was 4-1 D.C. United. Sorry about that.) Poor David. At least he can go comfort himself by driving around in his Rolls Royce past some of his advertisements that he did for Giorgio Armani and say, "At least I'm still sexy."

And filthy stinking rich. When he and his family are out to eat and the table is wobbly, he just folds up $100 bills and jams them under one table leg to straighten it out. That's how rich people do things, y'all.”

Socialite Life

“David Beckham is hot, but his breath may not be. Becks reportedly takes fish oil tablets every day.

I've heard that the fish oil tablets are really good for health so who cares - he's an athlete. Maybe Victoria Beckham doesn't bother kissing him or she's just so happy with his huge package (and his big paychecks) that it outweighs the bad breath.”

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maneater 1 yr 4 mos ago
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Pee-yoooo!!!
bawwow 1 yr 4 mos ago
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Hmmmmm....i think i could handle the smell. I'll take him off ur hands posh!
chichilavie 1 yr 4 mos ago
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I'd still let him play pool in my pocket.
xoxojaniepie 1 yr 4 mos ago
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Ewwww hahah that's pretty gross
noah 1 yr 4 mos ago
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that's what you get when you devour souls -- bad breath
lisatee 1 yr 4 mos ago
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noah said:
that's what you get when you devour souls -- bad breath

hahaha...a small price to pay for everlasting life. mwahahaha