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David Beckham Still Going for the Gusto

by celebuzz on Jul. 1, 2008 08:01 AM / 5 Comments
David Beckham Still Going for the Gusto
Splash News Online

David Beckham is constantly adjusting his junk. Check him out in almost any game he's ever played in.

Here he is representing his L.A. Galaxy against the D.C. United and making sure everything is copacetic below the waistline.

Whassup with this mate? Is it because his wife, Posh Spice, tries to snatch the goods to put in her Birkin bag so she literally owns everything he has? Is it a bad case of jock itch? Is it a good-luck tug? (Uh, probably not, since the Galaxy lost 4-1.)

Nah. Those boys right there are moneymakers—they star in their own series of Armani underwear adverts. People come from far and wide simply to get a gander. Becks is probably just checking on his investment.

 

Quotables /
“I cannot imagine what my life would be like if I had such squirmy genitalia that required constant adjusting. Thank God my shit stays in place, or I'd probably only get half as much writing done on a daily basis as I do. My breasts are distracting enough as it is.

David Beckham grabbed his junk during the L.A. Galaxy's game against D.C. United, who shut out David's team 1-0. (CORRECTION: The score was 4-1 D.C. United. Sorry about that.) Poor David. At least he can go comfort himself by driving around in his Rolls Royce past some of his advertisements that he did for Giorgio Armani and say, "At least I'm still sexy."

And filthy stinking rich. When he and his family are out to eat and the table is wobbly, he just folds up $100 bills and jams them under one table leg to straighten it out. That's how rich people do things, y'all.”
Socialite Life
“David Beckham has written a blog and it seems like he's a little embarrassed about his huge package and extra-large self being plastered up on a billboard. He writes:

"To be honest, I was amazed by the huge billboard poster outside Macy's department store, but even more amazed by the amount of people who turned up to see it!" Becks writes. "I'm always surprised by the amount of attention certain things create, but the attention this campaign has created is pretty incredible."

Beckham also recently told Jay Leno that he was quite embarrassed that his mom was going to see it. You might be embarrassed, David, but all of the girls and gay men of the world are really happy you put yourself out there like that!”
Gabby Babble
“In a post in his blog, David Beckham has remarked how amazed he was when he saw a billboard of himself half naked and even more surprised about how many perverts people turned up to have a good look at the soccer star wearing practically nothing. He feels the attention this underwear campaign for Armani that has been created is incredible.

I like David Beckham. Not for his soccer (as he is rubbish nowadays) but because he genuinely seems surprised by his fame and is not arrogant with his looks like other members of his family... However, unfortunately for David, soon after the huge posters were put up, they were all stolen. Police are now looking for a short stocky man, in his 40s, maniacal grin, who left a copy of Dianetics at the scene.”
Splash News Online
“The soft-spoken soccer star blogged of the reaction that the crowd had to the unveiling of his enormous ad draped on the side of a building in San Francisco, "To be honest I was amazed by the huge billboard poster outside Macy's department store, but even more amazed by the amount of people who turned up to see it!"

That's kind of cute, hearing him be so humble. But then again, he's a man who's just dripping with humility.”
Socialite Life
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