Demi Moore Is a Cutter
Nov 3, 2008 at 3:09pm
It seems Demi Moore has packed up her breasts and left town.
Unlike her daughter’s red-hot attempts at going incognito through LAX, Demi simply wears a big black coat and tries to hide her face with her three bags.
Hey, wait a minute—three bags? Don’t most airlines restrict passengers to just one or two carry-ons?
And what’s this? Cutting in line? Who does Moore think she is…Courteney Cox?
What would the holy Kabbalah leaders say about these shenanigans?






















Damn show-biz elitists…
Demi!! Look out for that Air France jet coming down the runway…!!! Oh, God…too late.
We’re gonna need a bucket a few mops.