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Denise Richards, Queen of the Harpies

by celebuzz on Jun. 13, 2008 03:02 PM / 7 Comments

Better put the cork back in the champagne bottle, it looks like the truce between Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards will be a little longer in coming.

The Complicated Life star sat down with AOL to dish on her new reality series and other future endeavors. After broaching the "possibility" of posing for Playboy again, she launched into a tirade of naked aggression aimed at her ex-husband.

"I've started responding after three years of his lies," the self-syled victim declared. "Every day, Charlie puts a new thing out there. He said I tried to crash his wedding, and that I wanted an early copy of OK magazine, and that I got a $40 million divorce settlement. All of that is garbage. He needs to shut up."

Her biggest gripe about her ongoing feud with Chuckles? The rumor that "I wanted Charlie's sperm. Why? I'm in a bitter divorce with him. I had to have an AIDS test after I left him. Why would I want his sperm? I don't care. I'm done with Charlie. I'm at a point where I'm sick of it, and now I'll just talk because I've had three years of this."

So, wait...you're done with Sheen and you're sick of the trash talk, but you're going to keep it going because you've put up with it for so long?

Guess things really are complicated for you.

Even so, it's hard not to feel for the poor girl. The way the media keeps picking over her private life, you'd almost think she invited them to do so. Oh, wait....

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“In a further bid to traumatise her children when they are older, Denise Richards decided to get a full body spray tan on her reality show and allowed the cameraman to make some gratuitously long shots of her ass. In the show she treated her father to the same treatment and then they both headed off to a cancer support charity event.

Unsurprisingly, the show has been a ratings winner for E! and Denise showing her ass will help boost those ratings. Apparently, for the series finale, she plans to jump out of a huge cake wearing only nipple tassles and a big smile.”

Splash News Online

“Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller (above on their honeymoon) wed over the weekend and Charlie's calling this his "first real marriage." He spoke to "OK!" and said he's done talking about Denise Richards - forever. Then, naturally, he spent the next hour bitching about her. For your reading pleasure, the rantings of Sheen:

He also has made a promise to himself, never to utter Richards' name in public again. It's a lesson he admits has taken a long time to learn.
"I'm so tired of talking about her and all her shenanigans," he said. "It is what it is. I don't even care anymore. I'm going to take a stand to basically never utter her name publicly again, and I think if that's known, it will put an end to some of the drama.
"I think it's no accident that whats-her-face chose this time to do what she did. It's pretty obvious that Brooke and I, through our actions and union, are moving on with our lives. Perhaps somebody else should consider the same."

How the hell does Charlie Sheen keep getting women? Are chicks into dudes who love porn, always talk about their ex and throw tantrums about the government controlling us with antibiotics? Because, please, someone tell me before I waste another dollar at the Olive Garden. I could be saving precious cash watching porn at home with Miss Right while wearing a tin-foil hat. It'd be like I was living The Bible almost.”

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mynameisearl 1 yr 5 mos ago
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Dood... she's crazy. No wonder Charlie's not with her anymore
dancingqueen 1 yr 5 mos ago
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ew shes so full of it!
buzzbuddy 1 yr 5 mos ago
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So which one has Herpes and AIDS?
hwoodgrrl 1 yr 5 mos ago
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haha i thought it said herpies too! wouldnt surprise me though, knowing them 2
bawwow 1 yr 5 mos ago
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what a hollywood mess
hater 1 yr 5 mos ago
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dumb bitch
screenwriters 1 yr 5 mos ago
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LETS LET THIS ONE PLAY OUT......... HE'S THE HOOKER LOVER, THAT'S HARD TO TAKE... GET IT? HARD TO... OH, FORGET IT!!

SHE'S HIS SCAPEGOAT, HE WAS CHEATING THE WHOLE TIME,,, SO IF SHE GETS EVEN, NOW AND THEN..... NOT JUDGING. I HEARD THE NEW SHEEN WIFE, LIVED UP THE HILL FROM HER AND DID NUMEROUS LOUD,, SARCASTIC YELLING, LOUD MUSIC, DRIVE-BY'S PAST DENISE'S HOUSE,,,HARASSING HER AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE, ALL HOURS OF THE DAY AND NIGHT. DENISE NEVER SAID A WORD BACK THEN,,,WHAT WOULD I DO??? I THROW THAT POLICE TIRE-POPPER TACK OUTSIDE MY HOUSE, AND THEN DRAG THAT TRICK UP ON MY LAWN AND BEAT HER BUTT. SHEEN MARRIED A REAL SNAKE NOW,,,,,,,,,I GIVE IT A YEAR, AND 3 MONTHS.