Deranged Miley Cyrus Fan Eats Her Own Cat!
The first casualty of the Great Miley Cyrus Twitter Boycott has been officially recorded.
Making good on her earlier threat to kill and eat her own cat Fuzzy if the Hannah Montana star didn’t return to Twitter, a deranged fan claims to have put her pet to rest and dined on her ill-fated feline friend.
In a painfully detailed Internet missive, the demented Cyrus follower lays out how she brought Fuzzy to the vet to be euthanized on Monday (which, perhaps not coincidentally, was Cyrus’ 17th birthday), then prepared herself a hearty meal of Fried Cat Strips out of her beloved pet’s remains:
“I then fried the meat in a pan with olive oil, added some salt and spice flavoring and put it on a plate with some celery and green onions. For a drink I had Mountain Dew.”
Personally, we think a nice white wine would have complemented the meal perfectly, but hey—to each their own.
frankly, that was a bit sick… poor kitty! :(
is that even legal??? and they say china is sick- wtf?
a bit? Try MAJOR.
Gah, what is wrong with you.
you sick freak.
somebody should report them for animal abuse!
well someone got a good taste of pussy.
Why does this person not understand that the only person she hurt was herself (although it’s death was pointless, it was also painless, and although it no doubt made Miley sad and uncomfortable, the fate of an unknown cat is not the devastating blow that it was to its owner)?
No one has the right to demand access to another human being, and this sort of attempt at coercion suggests a personality that should probably be under psychiatric restraint.
Unless this whole thing was a sick joke..? I mean, does anyone actually name their cat ‘Fuzzy’ (not that it’s a bad name, but I always associate it with the name of a pet in a TV programme or movie)? Has any vet come forward to confirm the truth of this?
omg that girl HAS to get some help couse that is SICK
This person is a very sick storyteller. This person probably did not get enough attention when they were younger. He/she didn’t do anything except take pictures and write a story.
is there someway i can contact this girl to sh*t down her throat ?
that girl is a total psyco. shes gonna be REALLY hated in a few days/weeks time.
Thats f*cking disguisting. She needs psychiatric help, plus isn’t there some kind of punishment for this? PETA will be pissed…
wow thats really weird why would you do something like that i mean miley cyrus is awsome but i would not kill and eat my animal just for her to come back to twitter!!!
I hope that crazy f*cking bitch enjoys burning in hell. I’m sure the people with butterfly nets are on their way to her house to throw her in the mental institution. If not, that f*cking maniac will one day be an obsessed serial killer. What a waste of space & oxygen. Who the f*ck eats their cat? Stupid bitch!
youve got to be kidding
She was psychotic and I think she needs to see someone.
ok ppl, either she has MENTAL PROBLEMS.
Or this sht is fake, put it this way.
A Miley Cyrus fan thinks that by killing her poor cat, Miley will think “hey not biggy, i’ll get back on twitter” I bet the cat doens’t even exist, all the pics were fake and this assface thinks its funny. I want to find this person so I can personaly rip out their organs
just an attention seeker. Wants to be famous some how so they make up a fake story, the only thing this sh*thead is famous for is wanting fame. What a loser
I call a TROLL! Many loopholes and discrepancies in their story about their visit at the vet and a seriously generic name for a cat. Not to mention pictures of the animal do not match up to show signs of visiting a vet for the euth-shot (shaved legs). I CALL TROLL!
Mjx I got a cat called Fuzzy ;) I don’t reckon she did eat it, just the thought of it makes me feel sick.
how did she actually kill the cat? There’s no way a young girl could just take her little pet and behead it or something!! And then eat it!
i don’t think she did that. I bet she doesn’t even have a cat…
is it strange that it sort of reminds me of cannabilsm??
that is absolutely disgusting! they should be put in jail.
If this is true the girl bloody needs to get some help. That is about the sickest thing I had heard. And all for someone she’s never met. I wouldn’t kill my kitty for anything in the world. Obviously if shes willing to do that she has no heart at all. Personally from the pics she posted while he was alive I don’t think he was all that happy before. They should have taken it away from her. Me being an extreme animal lover this made me cry. Well that and PMT so yeah. I know that she’ll live with this for the rest of her life though in her sick sick mind.
I don’t think you can eat an animal that has been medically euthanized. The poison that kills it remains in its system. So I hope if that girl did this heinous thing, she suffered the gastrointestinal consequences, if not the moral repercussions!
The vets don’t give the cat back to you after it’s been euthanized, right? If anything, she would’ve been poisoned. Her family members need to get her help or something.
I want to know why kitty-eater hasn’t been arrested for cruelty to animals and/or extortion.
what a load of rubbish!! My *** hole did she eat her own cat. Attention seeking sicko
thats just sad
hmmm? who’s fan is a cult now miley? pity the kitty? you suck miley!
[quote=Heather]somebody should report them for animal abuse![/quote]
The chick that did it did her research to make sure she wouldnt break any laws or something. idk.
And jsyk eating a cat is no different than eating a cow.
so i hope your a vegetarian. (:
That girl is a freaking maniac!!
Who the heck is gonna eat their own beloved cat!!!!!!!
WTF?
That girl is a freaking maniac!!
Who the heck is gonna eat their own beloved cat!!!!!!!
WTF?
Guys… c’mon. Seriously. Did you really look through the article of the cats’ “death”? If you look at the pictures of the cat “after it was euthanized” You can see it was clearly sleeping… alive. When an animal (or human for that matter) dies, rigor mortis sets in, which tenses the muscles. That cat is too relaxed to be dead. Dead cats do NOT look like that.
Someone gotta help this girl. THIS IS A TOO f*cking SICK THING TO DO! Hate ya!