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Did Paris Put Cristiano Ronaldo on Crutches?

by celebuzz on Jul. 21, 2008 06:17 PM / 1 Comment
Did Paris Put Cristiano Ronaldo on Crutches?
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Cristiano Ronaldo hasn't let being on crutches halt his whirlwind tour of Los Angeles nightlife.

The Manchester United soccer phenomenon has been in the U.S. for business meetings this past week.

During his off hours, the womanzing athlete has hopped around the City of Angels sampling all that the L.A. club scene has to offer.

Except Paris Hilton. Ronaldo was at Villa last week when the trash-baggy heiress (who has a boyfriend) allegedly rolled up on him and squeezed her breasts together.

His rep says Ronaldo is on crutches due to ankle surgery. A more plausible reality is that Ronaldo was leaping over tables, shoving aside waitresses and vaulting the DJ booth to escape Hilton's talons.

Hence, the crutches.

Quotables /
“Paris Hilton and Benji Madden enjoyed dinner at Tony Taverna in Malibu over the weekend, days before news broke of her allegedly trying to hit on soccer star Cristiano Ronaldo. The witness says, "They seemed quiet." Hmm...whatever that means.”
Socialite Life
“Hottie Manchester United player Cristiano Ronaldo reportedly rejected Paris Hilton's advances when she made a play for him at a Hollywood nightclub on Wednesday, according to the Daily Mail.”
Gabby Babble
“You thought this nasty penis-hopping tramp was happy with Igor, and looking for a baby?!? Paris Hilton was reportedly turned down by soccer star Cristiano Ronaldo at Villa on Tuesday night. Well, when a girl has an attack force of crabs heralding her approach, it's usually going to result in a "no, thanks." And a "please take ten steps back." And "can I get the same scrubdown that Meryl Streep had in Silkwood?"

Ronaldo's on some business visit to the states, and Paris was said to have swung her nasty in his direction immediately

"Paris was all over him. The moment he arrived, she went over to his private table. At one point, she pushed her chest together and made a point of trying to snuggle up against him," a source said.

He should have thrown holy water on her, staked her through the heart, decapitated her, burned the remains, had a priest bless the ground, and made sure to press crucifixes on the foreheads of all of his crew to see if they hissed and flinched. If so, repeat.

He took a less dramatic approach and merely snubbed her. Ronaldo's on crutches, so he should have just started swinging. It probably wouldn't have worked though, she would have just vampirically flung herself onto the ceiling and hissed at him while upside down.”
Socialite Life
“Soccer stud Cristiano Ronaldo leaves STK restaurant on crutches in LA on Tuesday, as he recently underwent surgery on his right ankle.

“It’s confirmed I will be out of action for up to 12 weeks,” Ronaldo said earlier this week.

“But recovery is going well. I’m very optimistic and have been working with the Portugal team physio.”

“I’m not in any pain. Things have been evolving quite well. I have to concentrate on my recovery. That is the most important thing. I’ll be training with a ball in only two months.””
Just Jared
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  • hispanicatthedisco 1 yr 4 mos ago
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    I wouldn't put anything past Paris. I hear she's the one who made it so difficult to open aspirin bottles.

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